GodTube, the Christian version of YouTube, was once (okay, last August) considered to be a rapidly-growing internet juggernaut. Not too much seems to be going on around there lately, if video views are to be believed, probably because Christians just use YouTube like non-Christians, but I like to check in on it every once in a while, if only to find something to annoy myself with. Done and done! This lazy-voiced creepy animated frog video (surely created with an online template) is, as far as I can tell, some sort of message directly to Satan to inform him that the Lord God of Israel is going to “kick his butt straight back to hell.” Just try watching it without spine-shivers (the kind you get from licking a wooden popsicle stick, not the kind you get from watching a surly teenager open a door for an old lady):
“All of the Christians are going to get together and ask God to kick your butt.” I’m sure Satan is really scared? Please tell me this was the brainchild of a homeschooled 10-year-old.