Natalie Portman Raps: An SNL Digital Short

Posse: (What you want Natalie?)
Portman: To drink and fight!
Posse: (What you need Natalie?)
Portman: To fuck all night!

Kids who look up to her, Nat raps, “can suck my dick!”

Even Lazy Sunday haters will love Saturday Night Live’s latest inevitable YouTube sensation.

UPDATE: Video! Somebody sign this chick.

UPDATE 2: NBC apparently got tired of all the YouTube removal requests. Watch it here.