Nude Britney Spears Giving Birth On A Bearskin Rug

Unfortunately it’s a clay statue, not a viral video. Freaky twist: it’s pro-life art.

“Britney provides inspiration for those struggling with the ‘right choice,'” said artist Daniel Edwards.

Shakira’s statue’s stance on a woman’s right to choose remains unclear. But judging by the photo, it’s anti-feet. (Thanks J!)

In related Britney news, today’s Daily News says that Mrs. Federline was downing shots during Kevin’s birthday party at Tao in Vegas the other day. So no lil’ sibling for Sean Preston … yet.