The Golden Road (To Unlimited Promotion)

Remember that ridiculous auction for Jerry Garcia’s toilet?

It was stolen over the weekend! Goldenpalace.com, which bought it for $2,550, is offering a $250 reward for its safe return.

“It’s unclear if the toilet was swiped by a wayward Deadhead or a thief remodeling a bathroom. Police have no suspects or leads.”

Our suspect: goldenpalace.com.