Michael Lohan’s Political Cartoon

Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael, who previously wowed us with his songwriting and media savvy, has picked up a new hobby while he remains incarcerated for DUI, contempt of court and beating his brother-in-law with a shoe.

Making political cartoons!

His first one debuts in NY Daily News today. Lloyd Grove decodes the drawing depicting dad’s “troubled” relationship with Firecrotch.

In the 46-year-old Lohan’s cartoon, [villains] include money-grubbing lawyers with devil’s horns, a prison guard, a paparazzo and an Ugg-booted woman who might be Lindsay’s mom, Dina, or her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik. They’re all tearing the daughter away from her dear old dad.

“Shame on you,” declares the Lord Almighty, who’s shown glowering and pointing from heaven. “Don’t you know that some things are sacred!?!”

Also depicted – in see-no-evil, hear-no-evil, speak-no-evil poses – are Lindsay’s younger siblings, Michael, Alina and Cody. On the back of the cartoon, the artist has scribbled: “The Spiritual Realities and Physical Elements of the truth behind this whole situation.”

And here it is:

Anything missing?