Nothing says "I'm not just a pretty face" like ... a blue guitar. Elsewhere, Perez Hilton of all people noticed Suri Cruise's Vanity Fair debut was separated at birth with the back cover of McCartney. Love the baby toupee, TomKat. Also on Perez: Lindsay Lohan's firecrotch revealed. NSFW. (UPDATE: Totally fake Or real.) TMZ.com has a nice poll on the ...