I’m A Loser Baby

Today we decided my coworker Ben needs a fancy new publicity photo on his VH1 artist page. So Celeste and I went head to head in a photo cropping competition.

Here’s the original:

Here’s Celeste’s entry:

Here’s Stereogum’s entry:

And Celeste won! Such bullshit. Mine had a unifuckincorn!

I want a recount.