Prince Song About Salma Hayek’s Baby Says Her Mom’s A MILF

The Nobel Prize winning Mexican beauty directed Prince’s “Te Amo Corazon” video in 2005, but the two kept things professional. (“Salma is the most thoughtful, attentive director I have ever worked with,” he said at the time.) But the pop star never stopped thinking about the actress’s luscious purple breasts. (In Prince’s dreams they are purple.) Here’s a ridiculous verse from “Valentina,” from the MPLSoUND disc of that new Target trilogy Lotusflow3r. Valentina is the 30 Rock guest star’s 17-month-old daughter…

“Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call/ When she get tired of runnin’ after you down the hall/And she’s all worn out from those late-night feedings/and she’s ready for another rock and roll meeting.”

Listen to the whole tune here:

Funky and so romantic. Romantic is a synonym for creepy yes?

Lotusflow3r is available now at Prince’s buggy site and your local Target.