Help Hype Machine Make a Myriad

The Hype Machine needs you. They built a cool new version of the site, but it won’t launch until 10,000 people are viewing it at once — how cool is that? The problem is, less than 4,000 people are viewing it right now, as of this writing — how lame is that? Click here now and just let your browser sit on that. If you’re leaving work, just leave it open over night, or if everyone else is gone and they don’t lock their computers down, point ‘em all thereabouts. Over the top!

PS: Bla bla Natalie Merchant joke bla!