Mutant Celebrities Among Us?

My lovely fiancee Eliza Jane has uncovered a disturbing trend in the pages of Star magazine.

If you’ll remember, last week’s super classy “Celebrity Flaws” issue broke the story about [cue “Blister In The Sun”] … Uma Thurman’s GIANT HANDS.

Now (from this week’s “Seriously, What’s Up With Mary-Kate? Anyone Know?” issue) comes the news that singer Macy Gray is 9 feet tall.

50 Ft Queenie

You heard it here first: Robert Wadlow is the new black.

(Thanks Lauren for the scan. Oh, and FYI — the photo on Macy’s right is of Clay Aiken, and not the kid from Deliverance like I originally thought.)