Jessica Simpson’s “A Public Affair”
We try to write about the Simpson siblings as infrequently as possible, lest the indie snob readers get all uppity. Especially Jessica, 'cause she doesn't keep it real like our girl Ashlee. She doesn't get wasted and belittle the employees at a Toronto McDonald's, like we all do. She doesn't get rhinoplasty then tell Marie Claire, "Everyone is made differently, ...
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