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"The guy made a million dollars!"
Sorry. We may have to shut this one down already. Schrodinger's Cats & Dogs. Brilliant.
Other awful ones include: Alpha Centauri: When Neptune Calls, The Nebula 23, & The TrueMoon Show. OK, I'm done now.
Is this an appropriate forum to propose a new movie game? If not, forgive me. I'm just trying to make it through another Friday. This http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/jim-carey-meets-steven-hawking inspired a friend and I to think of physics and cosmology puns for Jim Carrey movies (surprisingly hard for titles with Earth, Sunshine, and Moon in them. Best I could do was Me, Myself & Isotopes. Sorry!) Anyway, expanding it to all movies, it's a little easier. #physicsmovies
In his defense, the first words out of his mouth were "I'm sorry."
They probably drive Dodge Chargers.
Free popcorn chicken for everyone until matters are resolved.
R. Kelly's lyrics are so literal he has to explain them.
I don't even like these videos (they're not very funny) but how is this morally different from Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant making millions of dollars from podcasts about how stupid Karl Pilkington is? The subjects are genuine but they're also self-aware and willing to participate. Not your cup of tea? That's cool. But I fail to see how he's a monster, monsters. Also, I find "I thought it was just going to be about robots" to be a humorous reaction to A.I., tears or not.
Hello. I recently started my first week of college. Things were going great until some fellow students fed my mother baked goods with drugs in them. Let me tell you, she went CRAZY. My girlfriend is not at school with me and it is tough. She's not even that hot. In fact, she's kind of nasty. But everyone seems to think she's the hottest girl on the planet. There's this other hot girl here at school who seems really in to me. But I'm not interested. Also, she is a robot. My life is very hectic. From here on out, it gets pretty confusing. There's some stuff in China that doesn't involve me but somehow does. And then I went to Egypt with the US Military. I fell down in the desert and hurt my hand so now it is bandaged. I died and went to heaven. I think. But I was resurrected because the franchise necessitated it. I don't know, after I left campus, things got really confusing. I just want to lead a normal college life with my girlfriend and I also want the world to be safe. Please help. Thanks.
Leno fans haven't been this happy since PAUL BLART: MALL COP played at the dollar theater.
It's like I waited my whole life for that video to end.
Funniest thing Conan's done since getting a concussion.
An Old Woman Experiences Pain and Yearning
Basterds So Inglorious They Spell Poorly
I'm still waiting for his dignity to reappear.
"I once held a beaker of your urine in my hands, Alex." (100% true. I worked in a urology lab one summer in college.)
I don't know. Perhaps we should wait until Fleet Foxes have over a decade of records to definitively state they're better than B&S? (Unnecessary disclosure: I remain a big B&S fan)
Someone should set her up with Edarem of YouTube and Southern sex offending fame.
Here's my problem with this petition: the tone implies that filmmakers attending festivals are owed some sort of diplomatic immunity. "He was attending a film festival. A FILM FESTIVAL!" It's like a surfer arguing against a speeding ticket because he was on his way to the beach.
Its the creepiest Conan/Max stare-off ever