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At least he got off of ScarJo for a minute.
Oh, just wanted to chill out, get massages, have a medically supervised withdrawal. Maybe a mani / pedi.
OOOOOOOHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOODDDD where do I sign.
I'll thank you to not get that song stuck in my head ever again :)
sounds pretty tight to me
"Have I eaten some God today", OF COURSE I've eaten some God today. Don't be ridiculous. BTW I'm totally stealing that line next time I get hit on by some creeptard at the bar. "Have you eaten some God today?"
So.....this is awkward. I feel like I should be challenging you to a duel or something. Well we actually have two things in common: I also worked at McDonny's when I was 16. My job was Getting Yelled at 4 Leaving Fry Scoop under Heat Lamp.
That "stop posting" pic of yours is pretty cute and it made me lol. I happen to personally enjoy KP's odd little data warehouse ("Dick-on-Toast" incident excepted), but either way, maybe you should use this in a post where he didn't get 51 up votes inside of one hour.
Sadly, this poster could feature Kenny Power's infamous "Dick-on-Toast" piece, and I'm the sort of fool who will still see any Woody Allen movie, JUST IN CASE. I'd almost rather have not found out about it, but what's done is done.
I have to admit that I only watched the two baby animul vids, cause I was exposed to Faces of Death once at a high school party 2 or 13 years ago, and I STILL have the occasional nightmare about this type of shit.
Now THAT is some Kenny Powers I can get behind. P.S. I hope that lady is OK! Note to self: don't sit at computer next to glass doors
I know. So tired of the gamez. I wish more ppl would just straight up sing me all the ways in which they would fuck me.
Yep, my door is closed. Accurate.
I wish you guys could have seen my face as I watched the first :30 of this video (didn't make it past that.) In fact, I would enjoy a montage of all of your faces as you watched this video. I'm sure it would be the same expression, just with different hairstyles.
Excuse me, I'll just be at the gun store, selecting a new gun. Goodbye, cruel world in which this movie exists and is an actual thing
They just gave him some peanut butter.
I meant for this to be in reply to billypilgrimisunstuck, but I was paranoid about my fancy pants html link bc I'm a little stoned. So I hit the preview button to make sure my linky was straight and that wiped out the whole reply thing.
ADD or something like it kept me from reading > half of that, but speaking of Devendra (was anyone speaking of Devendra? oh well), this is one of the most enjoyable things I have ever read on the intertron. Behold: In Which We Request That You Not Tongue Our Balls
Another Starz original series, "Head Case", is PFH. You can watch full episodes at Starz.com. Macy Gray clip Janeane Garofolo showing up and being awesome (who can spell her name w/out googling it? )
Lol, yes, my life experiences have informed my Videogum comments. I need to be more careful with what I put in my eyes.
That 2nd clip emburrssd me. Always Be Having those P. Abdul Moments in work meetings. I need Zoning-Out rehab.
"trailer trash trick ho"? Relax, technoLiam.
I think we could all take a page from "technojeremy's" book and consider RELAXING a little bit. Lindsay hasn't come to my work to slap the dick out of my mouth in like forevs, and disagreeing is cool, but no need to get all technojerr about it.
You can say that five more times
Same for the feel-good hit Goodbye Uncle Tom that Gabe and Rich reviewed here. I saw it, and that entire movie is one long-ass WTF moment.
OMFG, that little guy. Rem his Benazir Bhutto memorial?
Yeah, like that's happening again. Nice try, Senor Powers.
Relax, "technojeremy." Hmm. Maybe I should stop trying to make Relax Technojeremy happen.
"Relax, 'technojeremy'" is the new "Have fun at dinner."
Ha, Elliot. I do believe you just zinged me into next Tuesday.
You and Jennifers are right, I'm Vitlamese, how you know that!!?!!?
I PEE GOLD, you have so many layers. And Elliot. I'm halfsies, can you Azn Professors guess the what's what? Hint: my people ride motorbikes only and masks to keep the smog and dirt particles out their face.
Dude. I would've given you my copy for FREE. Hell, I would've thrown in an Applebee's coupon as consolation. I own it as a result of Blockbuster's "Fuck You" program, in which you rent the movie Tiptoes and then you own it because you forgot to return it. Because you wish you could forget EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. This is not the place, but I nominate it for TWMOAT. Why did I even rent it? Same as you, I saw it and was like WTFFFFFF
It's left over from when I was pretty sure I had SARS.
What the what? This American Psycho 2 sounds bananas!
Here. You can borrow my mask.
KP, I only say this because I care, but WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THIS. Did you see it and think, lolz! SAVE-AS, mf-ers! Or, worse, did you MAKE IT??? Talk to me, Kenny.