Clive Palmer is going to dress like a girl and go by the name Martha and join his mom's boyfriend's girls soccer team and fall in love with his team mate Vinessa Shaw.
This girl is like KCC if KCC was into tanning and rednecks: "How To Find That Perfect Husband In College" by 'sophgomore' Amber Estes
http://www.redandblack.com/opinion/how-to-find-that-perfect-husband-in-college/article_8b6d38e2-c575-11e1-8ce5-0019bb30f31a.html
Her other articles include an article about how "50 Shades of Grey" should not be 'denounced' and another called "YOLO lifestyle promotes 'spur-of-the-moment mistakes'".
DUDE, big ups for dropping THE WALL into your post. Remember the blue stickers that said "Lifetime Guarantee" on them? Pretty sure there is one on the Tragic Kingdom CD at my moms house.
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I used to be one of those assholes who liked "art" films and indie shit, but I don't know what happened. I own every Ernest movie and watch a lot of SyFy and Lifetime movies. The other day I made my roommate watch Hard Ticket to Hawaii, No Holds Barred, and The Apple. I really wish I could sit in on a film class just to horrify film students with my love of Wayne's World.
oh yeah, I loved the book too. but the point he is trying to make in the comment above is that, in most teen movies, that dialog is written by adults about how they THINK teens act. most teens are not deep, well adjusted individuals. i know this because i have four cousins who are in 9th, 11th, and 12th grade and i am horrified about how they seriously don't care about anything. they don't read, they're not creative at all, like all they do is watch Glee and text. haha fuck, am I an OLD?
Agreed about your comment on the Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer. I was a retarded asshole in high school and so were all my friends. Maybe still am?
I have a friend who doesn't like dogs, at all. And doesn't think puppies are cute. And he is meh on pretty much anything cute and furry. Is that a sign that he might be a sociopath or something?
I spent a good portion of my work-day yesterday making mashups of this video with 'I Believe I Can Fly', "Wind Beneath My Wings", "Fly" (Sugar Ray), and "I Want to Know What Love Is" via YouTubeDoubler with my friends over gChat. Day at work spent well.
"Who knows, maybe it won’t be bad." Legit LOL.
It will be amazingly bad. Lifetime movies are the best worst. "Drew Peterson: Untouchable"? "The Perfect Nanny" (My personal favorite, infact, all the "The Perfect..." (Nanny, Assistant, Roommate, etc) are amazing), "Mother, My I Sleep With Danger?" (Can't go wrong with Tori Spelling, amirite?), "My Stepson, My Lover" (No explanation required), "Pregnancy Pact"...
I watch a lot of Lifetime :-(
Uh, that picture is photoshopped to hell, because this is the mess that Dlisted posted of her yesterday.
"Liz Taylor" go boom.
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In some of the like, super old versions, he doesn't kiss her. He just asks to take her coffin and while carrying it, trips over a tree root and drops her coffin and dislodges the apple in her throat. Gnarly.
The OG story of Snow White is that, Snow White's momz dies and her evil ho bag Step Mom gets butt hurt than the mirror says that Snow White is hotter than she is. So the Queen asks the huntsman to take her 7 year old step kid in to the woods to be killed, but dude falls in love with her (a 7 year old) and the Queen wants proof that he killed her. She wants him to bring back her lungs and liver, so instead he brings back the lungs and liver of a wild animal and the queen EATS them (THAT'S SOME ZOMBIE 2012 BATH SALTS SHIT). Then she goes to live with the Dwarves where they like, "Bitch, you cook and clean and shit, you can stay here." So she does, but the Queen finds out via that snitch Mirror and tries to kill her off. She gives her that poisoned apple and she "dies", or so it would seem. They put her in a glass coffin and like years later some Prince comes to check her out, thinks she hot, asks the Dwarves if he can take her coffin (creepy?) and on his way out trips over some shit and like, bitch is magically alive (apparently she just choked on it?) and they get married. And in the end, the Queen gets hers. THE END.
Y'all I'm totally remaking this story my way.
The movie would have been better if Charlize Theron had played Queen Ravenna as Rita Leeds playing Queen Ravenna. That being said, I love Charlize Theron.
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You know that lady philosophy, that before you leave the house you should look in the mirror and take one thing off? Baz Luhrmann should do that with his movies.
The difference is, Tom's post is read by thousands of people because he writes for a well visited music website. His tone should have been different despite whatever his personal feelings about the situation. It's his job to report news, not pass judgement.
However "unusual" you think this is, gender dysphoria is a real thing. Big ups to Laura Jane Grace/Tom Gabel for having the courage to come out with this publicly given that Against Me are a popular band. I don't know how you really hate on someone doing what is best for them to make themselves happy and comfortable in their own skin. For the people who are making insensitive comments, sorry it makes you uncomfortable, but it's not about you.
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