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I just thought it was fitting that the final image of this masterpiece was a horse's ass.
+1 | 5/18/10 12:38 PM
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I know that I've learned all my sweet moves from the first teacher. Seriously, that's how I dance.
0 | 5/11/10 8:17 PM
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ENHANCE!
+11 | 5/11/10 8:09 PM
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But, surprisingly, it is so Raven.
+2 | 5/11/10 3:10 PM
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I think someone should remove Dan Aykroyd's cocaine appetite. Yikes!
0 | 5/11/10 2:58 PM
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I got you a wedding ring...tone.
+1 | 5/8/10 4:08 PM
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I think you forgot the most important rule in the rap game: listing places where you can be hit up.
+2 | 4/22/10 12:22 PM
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The next time some stupid bouncer asks me for ID I'm just going to scream "REMIX" in his face and roll into the club.
+3 | 4/22/10 12:19 PM
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"I drive a Dodge Stratus!" "I can do 100 push-ups in 20 minutes!"
+8 | 4/21/10 9:18 PM
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Journalism!
+5 | 4/21/10 9:05 PM
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I like to assume "Amy" is Kevin Smith's pet name for his jorts.
+1 | 4/13/10 1:58 PM
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"Go up against plastics, jocks, art freaks and mathletes, as you work to play the cliques against each other and become the high school prom queen!" But what about cool Asians and girls who eat their feelings? Won't somebody think about cool Asians and girls who eat their feelings!
0 | 4/13/10 11:52 AM
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And a hula hoop behind the dresser!
0 | 4/13/10 11:33 AM
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He's a graduate of the Institute of Snap!thology http://videogum.com/101031/a_basic_lesson_in_snap_fundame/psas/
+2 | 4/9/10 6:56 PM
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Puppets on tiny stilts...also a motherfuckin' miracle
+1 | 4/8/10 4:23 PM
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I thought for sure a twist was coming and the next line was going to be "And my little boy looks just like Shaggy." Paternity tests are also miracles.
+12 | 4/8/10 4:20 PM
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Coincidentally, "Sunnytang" is my porn star name.
+5 | 4/6/10 2:46 PM
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"I effing love that sonofabitch, Dan Brown. His writing is deep as shit! He is a true jewel of the literary world. You know who is also a jewel of the literary world? Jewel." N-Spa
+14 | 4/1/10 12:18 PM
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On which Parker Brothers board game is this movie based? Boggle Junior? Ants In The Pants?
+2 | 4/1/10 11:57 AM
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I just assumed he was wearing his bulletproof tank top.
0 | 3/31/10 8:01 PM
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"O.M.F.G." Blair Waldorf
-1 | 3/31/10 4:56 PM
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I saw that one at a sleepover hosted by a girl who lived in a giant, creaky, spooky, completely isolated from the rest of the world, farmhouse. So many nightmares.
+3 | 3/30/10 5:52 PM
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And what's great is that the Senator can reuse this slogan when he tackles terrorism* *terrorism = braless ladies
0 | 3/30/10 5:43 PM
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Straight up, now ZING me!
0 | 3/26/10 3:06 PM
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This guy definitely knows what I'm talking about http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UJ47eNL1Z_s/SruMcZXRsII/AAAAAAAAAps/5vTcLAmddpM/s400/tpb001.jpg
+1 | 3/24/10 3:35 PM
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Third best: Rhyming "cheeseburgers" and "mass murders"
0 | 3/24/10 3:34 PM
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I, too, saw Envy at a drive-in! It was a double feature with either Shrek 2 or Princess Diaries 2.
0 | 3/23/10 4:09 PM
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Those are some next-level beets
+3 | 3/23/10 3:08 PM
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What do you suppose are the differences between Oddities and Sideshow Freaks?
0 | 3/22/10 8:44 PM
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Boy, wouldn't it be awkward if you got the dates of the Ren Faire and the ICP concert mixed up? Your face sure would be red if you showed up to Haunted Slaughterhouse or whatever in an embarrassing costume!
+4 | 3/22/10 8:39 PM
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I think my feelings about this video can be summed up perfectly with the scene where the lady fell backwards into a giant pile of trashbags. Right into the trashbag pile with you, T-Pain video!
+3 | 3/19/10 4:12 PM
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Racist! (Unless you have a picture of that MacBook in your wallet.)
+4 | 3/19/10 12:18 PM
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David Silver is so precious to me
0 | 3/18/10 5:39 PM
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"Two Waffles & A Pancake" is so the name of Rufus Humphrey's autobiography.
0 | 3/18/10 2:27 PM
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I wish Improv Piano Guy guy was in my family
+3 | 3/16/10 4:54 PM
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I think that's actually the tombstone of the great philosopher David Matthews.
+2 | 3/16/10 4:43 PM
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"He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls."
+1 | 3/15/10 10:36 PM
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If I had one of these Freddy dolls as a child he would have spent most of his time driving around with Barbie in her pink RV and possibly visiting his friends, My Little Ponies. There would simply be no time left for molesting and murdering!
+1 | 3/15/10 10:28 PM
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be at Senor Tadpole's having a margarita made in my mouth. SPRING BREAK!
+1 | 3/13/10 5:23 PM
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In Canada, snowballs are considered lethal weapons. Especially the ones that are really just chunks of ice with a thin layer of snow on the outside.
+3 | 3/13/10 1:14 PM
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