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SVU has always been the most depressing of the lot. A female detective, herself the result of a rape, investigating rapes. All the wisecracks in the world from Belzer and Ice T can't soften that up.
Can't wait for this designer water fad to end so we can all go back to hydrating with chocolate pudding like the pioneers did.
He still can't believe it's not butter.
I couldn't hear her screams over the Charlie Daniels Band playing a barbeque next door.
Sean Connery turned down a role in Lord of the Rings because he didn't understand it (and hates money, apparently), while Alec Guinness was in Star Wars despite vocally hating the stupid dialogue (but needing money, apparently). My point is that it's usually much older men turning down good roles because they don't understand. Wahlberg is dumb at a much higher level than the average actor.
Why do Australian accents sound so fake?
It looks like Jesus is whispering to her that her hat is awful and she's trying to ignore him.
Matt Lauer is going to really be a pig about this hat the next time he sees her, isn't he?
If I didn't love my avatar... well, let's just say Anne Hathaway's D-cup bra hat would be there now. (That's probably a D cup, right? How large is Anne Hathaway's head?)
If the chicken is finger lickin' good, what are the potatoes? A firing offense, apparently.
It ended with a bus ride to Galveston, Texas. And they're still engaged, so if your engagement can survive four days trapped at sea with poop everywhere, your marriage will probably survive anything. (I haven't gotten all the details yet, so if you want to know how often they had to poop into biohazard bags, stay tuned!)
http://www.capitalcentury.com/quayle1.jpg It's a republican party potato party!
Maybe there are some incriminating photos of him on the web somewhere, possibly also involving potatoes?
My cousin and his fiancee were on the poop cruise that dominated the news last week. #humblebrag
I know it says "Concerned about photos" under that genius's face, but I read it as "Concerned about Potatoes" and now I always will, if I ever actually watch the video again, which I am not planning to do.
The comments on that BuzzFeed list are pretty awesome. They poked gentle fun at a 16-year-old movie, they didn't call your child ugly. Calm down!
A spinoff called "Shrimpy in Bombay" would be AMAZING!
Totally! "QUIT LOOKING AT THE SKY, MATTHEW!" They had already received a phone call that Mary had the baby and it was a boy. Why was he speeding back to Downton anyway?
Ah, the 1920s, when taking a beating for a man made him grudgingly become your friend. I wasn't spoiled in advance, but the final minute totally screamed "LOOK OUT, MATTHEW!" It's a shame that two actors choosing not to renew their contracts results in two plot lines involving children growing up without a parent around, but I'm not sure what the writer could have done with Matthew. There was no reason he would have left on an extended tour, for example. Death was the only option. I read recently that British television pays very poorly compared to American television (or Broadway, for that matter), which is why a lot of British actors jump ship after a bit of fame on British shows and end up in America.
We took a two-year-old boy to see Disney on Ice. You look at the look on his face and you forget all the cynical, snarky, bitter, smart-ass thought you ever had. He stood for two hours, dancing and laughing. I am making a check out to "Cash" and giving it to Walt Disney's frozen head. He can fill in the amount when he gets hands again.
I definitely laughed at the monologue: "Did you know black people invented Kwanza?" "Well, people probably take that as a given." "Did you know Maya Angelou invented peanuts?" "I don't even know where to go with that one."
"See how close your fingers are together? That's your penis!" Fred's lines were great on two levels: They were funny, but they also seemed to be openly mocking Chevy Chase.
BECAME, not because. It all sounds correct in my head but comes out wrong typing. (Stroke?)
And if Fred Willard because his replacement in this world as well as Abed's parallel worlds? How excellent would that be?
“That was the douche talking.” Darn it. That was the typo douche talking.
Heck, I laughed every time the guy said something inappropriate and added, "The was the douche talking."
I totally get where Tom is coming from. I won't get fajitas because why would I pay to assemble my own food? Gimme a burrito!
"Sprinkle it on there! Don't make me dip. I ain't yo maaaaaaaid!" Also "My tummy feels fine. I'm gonna go eat some lasagna!"
Four words: "Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants." That is all.
And Volkswagen ads (the "sunny hipster" ads, as opposed to the "white Jamaican" ads).
The only thing keeping some people out of strip clubs was the lack of a vegan alternative on the menu?!?
If Trump forces this to go to trial, Maher's lawyers should demand an exhumation and DNA sample from Trump's deceased father. Let them all play a game of "How Far Can I Take This?"
I played the last five seconds of that video four times to confirm what he was saying. Then I saw your caption under the video: "Happy Halloween, ladies. Red rum!" Oops.
I love that gatekeepers of good taste returned over a period of four months to downvote these new comments!
Could be worse. Her career could have been such that a supercut of the times she's shown her vajayjay in a movie could be assembled.
We just got to watch it last night too. My wife checked to make sure this wasn't the last episode EVER, because damn, the world could end tomorrow and that show wrapped up everything, didn't it. And of course The Gilmour Girl chose Everybody Loves Raymond over Three's Company Jr, and then got ditched and is all alone and living in her parents' garage and it's awesome.
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Rick Santorum is literally wearing a shirt with cocks all over it.
It's too hard to ride a bike around the world while smoking an electronic cigarette.