The final kitten video is a sterling example of what Hollywood should be doing. Short, to the point, and about the same emotional content of current movies.
I would like to reach out and support you Solid. Mumblecore movies definitely have a place in my world. I don't love them most of the time and it is difficult to pull one off, but when done right it can be oh so glorious. Humpday and Cyrus are great.
Oh Sit so I can agree that Angelica Huston is the best and Katherine McPhee is incredibly pretty, yet I still am skeptical about this show, as someone who is one semester away from making it their daily job to go to these auditions and try to get stage performance jobs it is not likely that Katherine McPhee's character would be cast over Megan Hilty's (who is also incredibly pretty). And I hate that fucking song she sings in the trailers. I didn't hate it. But now I do.
I once played a game of musical chairs....in college no joke... and it was down to me and my friend Nathan and when the music stopped we both attacked each other and grabbed the chair all at once and I was going to win until Nathan realized it was a foldable chair and closed it on my finger. I had to wear a finger brace for a week.
I see that they come in Pink and Purple, but do they come in womens colors? For... my girlfriend... You can't meet her though... Why? Well, she is off... living in the Amazon... Helping aborigines... What? Australia? Yes that's what I said, the Australian Aborigines. No that's what I said. Oh fuck it, this joke has gone on far too long for what will be so little pay off.
Mmmmm I can heat up my booties right next to my Hot Pocket Breakfast pocket so that my feet are crispy crunchy tender flakey while I vomit into my Jeff Dunham signed toilet.
I'll pretty much watch anything on HBO on demand. I was hoping for a "so bad its good" but I got a "so bad I shouldn't admit I've seen it." But alas...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Secret of the Ooze, which I guess isn't much of a secret but these turtles are teenagers, so, I mean, what do they know?
He would've played Def Leoppards "Pyro-Maniac" but that would've truly melted our faces off. So he had to settle for the less flammable "Smoke on the Water."
So I'm not obsessed with @WeBoughtAZ00. And I've tweeted at them twice. And read every tweet they've written. Still no response though.... Sometimes I wish I were as clever as the most known monsters.
Wow, I got a little too heated there and forgot to make my point. My point is who cares what Brett Ratner says in connection to him producing this awards show that takes itself too seriously.
Wow, I got a little too heated there and forgot to make my point. My point is who cares what Brett Ratner says in connection to him producing this awards show that takes itself too seriously.
I don't stand by Brett Ratner as a human being, but c'mon Oscars! You are an unbearably long circle jerk which is actually a 4 hour long commercial to all of the movies people probably want to wait until DVD to watch.
P.S. I love the Oscars. I love movies, artsy and blockbuster alike. I am currently in a theatre program trying to become an actor. BUT STOP TAKING YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY OSCARS! The Joker would have to question you...
Anyone else really hoping for a return to The Hunt for the Worst Movie of All Time? I know I am. Every monday I wait....and check... And alas, nothing.
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