OMG I love Lonesome Dove. When i was lonesome, probably summer 06, it was the dove that brought peace to my studio apartment. Just an epic story of rollercoaster-style fun. It starts out with a pig eating a rattlesnake, how can you not like?
Sure, Armond White suggested in a published review that a movie director's mother should have aborted him. Sure, he did coin the term "abortionhorny," which is quite possibly the most misogynistic fantasy ever encapsulated in a single made-up word. (That's all.)
I think this is what Gawker was talking about yesterday with gay men and their straight woman friends and nonsexual boob touching? Because that was the most nonsexual boob touching I've ever witnessed. I believe it goes CARESS > MAMMOGRAM > COMING OF AGE RITUAL FOR AMAZON TRIBE > THIS
I feel the same way about my abomination! I guess in the last, oh hour and a half, I have developed some sympathy for RAED. I no longer think that he should be in any way associated with misogynist alter egos or any insinuations of date rape. RAED, I am sorry. You are a uniquely terrible rapper, but I have no reason to believe that you are a bad person.
I would like a guest spot on his next joint. Should I submit this during my eventual stay in jail to increase the perception of my street cred?
Casio beats, the streets, and my skillz,
And a fly hoe to trick 4 dem australian dolla billz
Simple as that, not trying to be braggadocious
autotune the fuck out of my voice still sound atrocious
This bitch try to tell me they laughin at me
Shut up bitch, your chest half covered in acne
Your mom wanted a piece of my beef injection
but the bitch too rancid to pass USDA inspection
That's right I talked about your moms you still love me
low self esteem make my cream stay bubbly
Me and RAED always stay the flyest
beat any date rape charges that might come by us
This post reminds me of when that guy took a photo of a photo of a young, naked Brooke Shields and passed it off as art for the museum and then they sued him.
I thought Gilbert was like way younger than, say, a Julia Roberts during the events that the book chronicled in a totally not face-meltingly enraging way. (I made it through like 20 pages and wanted some kind of reward.)
People think they're being cool here? They should probably go somewhere else to do that. (This thing is not making any of us cool, excepting, probably, the guy who gets paid to do it.) This is the place where various forms of media, popular and unpopular, get explicated and judged. Right? So is it any surprise that most of it gets trashed? Most of it is trash! I think we need to put trash in the garbage before it starts to STINK. That is not cynicism. That is not our job, either, but if it makes us feel better about living within our current (and ever shifting) media environment then LET'S DO IT. Let's pitch in. Let's not dwell on it, of course! I don't go around talking to my mailwoman and the dude at the wine store about how The Blind Side probably sucks even though I haven't seen it, but it IS a biopic after all pretty much, and I saw this great GIF and ... that's what this place is for! Everything in its proper place.
A bit off topic, but am I remembering correctly that in The Carter, Wayne said about his codeine cup, "My cup is my cup"? A la Marlo's "My name is my name"? I just keep thinking about that today. "My cup is my cup!"
So it's more like "They made me believe that I too could take a shit on the musical legacy of such great African-American artists as Lil' Mama"? I think you might be right.
I think she's suggesting they were "groundbreaking" because they're white. Black people are obviously naturals at being obnoxious assholes; the Beasties really took a risk there, putting their God-given whiteness on the line like that.
Wow, this video made me angrier than most videos do!
Guys, she's pushing the boundaries of the number of question marks you can put in one declarative statement! I thought three was the absolute upper limit!. It? turns out ? I ? was wrong?
I have chronic pain in my right elbow. Sometimes when I'm lying on the couch, the cat will go to town massaging the area around that elbow and that area only. (True.) Cats are very empathetic creatures. (Nope.)
I like this song a lot. The BEP are consummate pop craftspeople and they deserve some credit for that. Of course it's way too long, but it tosses the DJ so many alley-oops to just flip the fader over to one of the greatest songs of all time ("It Takes Two" by Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock). A-minus, Peas.
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