I thought most of these clips were taken from 30-minute tapes from the bargain bin of oblivion or whatever. Assuming that's the case, THANKS FOR THE EDITING, GUYS.
Also, I think they do a decent job of chopping up the tapes shitty-style for extra lulz. But that's just me.
Fitzcorraldo
Even Calfs Started Small
The Beefnigma of Caspar Cowser
The Wild Moo Yonder
Guernsey Man
Little Bessie Needs to Jump Over the Mooooooon
Bad Moo-tenant: Port of Moo Moo Orleans
I'm guessing the guy who's happy to make money by cracking racist jokes out the side of his mouth is also happy to make money by letting "elitists" make fun of him.
I don't pretend to spend much time caring about destitute kids, but my friend Sheena is doing this Uniform Project thing to raise money for the Akansha Foundation. Kinda a gimmicky blog project where she wears the same school jumper-type dress in different configurations for 365 days straight. "At the end of the year, all contributions will go toward Akanksha?s School Project to fund uniforms and other educational expenses for children living in Indian slums." Etc etc. I'm gonna peel them off a bill around tax time - it seems like a really worthwhile project.
Nice. I hate musicals and American Idol and was still pretty cool with all this malarkey cuz it's so well done.
Then I gave up when they switched from pop to showtunes and had the football team dancing (ep 3? 4?) but maybe I'll go back thru the archivez.
If you're a guy whose past fame was wholly based on an uncanny ability to fool modern-rock radio listeners into thinking you're Eddie Vedder, you take what you can get and you say THANKS WORLD!
Last season was good, this season seems pretty good too. Seasons 12-18 or so were pretty bad and I skipped a lot of them. I think the recent HD transition gave the show a kick in the ass, somehow.
Also, shame on TMZ, acting like they haven't seen Simpsons porn before.
OK, so the film-director community hasn't convinced you that anally raping a kid isn't so bad if you're talented, but maybe the crowd literary/philosophy can do so with their MEGA BRAIN WATTAGE.
Or maybe this is all too "boys' club" for you? How about an apologia from a prominent female editorial-board type who concludes by asserting that fame has made it HARDER for poor Roman? Hmm? Convinced now? Of course you are.
Hey, in all fairness, if I'm gonna take cleanliness tips from anybody, it's gonna be from the dude who's so hardcore he thinks the fairer sex should use baby wipes instead of toilet paper on their FILTHY v-words.
http://nymag.com/movies/features/37254/
"So let?s be a little more clean, you guys. Let?s not be germophobic, but let?s be clean when we can."
Me too! I must have watched this because Julianne Moore crazy, Brooklyn Heights, THEN POOF I TURNED THE MOVIE OFF because it suuuuucked. And that memory was then wallpapered over for years and years (four).
OB4CLII is pretty great indeed, and Ghost has a pretty nasty sex rhyme on that, too.
Ghost Does Crazy Sex Raps is definitely a thing - sometimes he's sweet with it ("Tush") but usually it involves a slob/knob/glob rhyme scheme and references to Power U-farts. It all started with that incredibly gross verse from Wu Tang Forever ("Ping-pong pussy, wide world of wombs...").
Is Jon Gosselin Asian? I thought he was just one of those white people who had smaller eyes. Anyway why am I asking here and not in Yahoo Answers, the obvious resource for this kind of query?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090829013147AAJWS7X
Has anyone seen Thumbsucker? I like Kirn's writing but never seen a movie adaptation of it. (He's not the best prose stylist and his subject matter isn't appealing usually but his stories stick with you, which counts for a lot.)
Timothy Busfield is being interviewed on the Gay Beach (airing right now 2-4pm EST) for all you Somethin' Heads. THE BUS!
http://www.eastvillageradio.com/shows/playlists.aspx?contentid=1260&showid=20220
I think in the male prostitute part, Judge started to do the thing where Beavis "channels" some other voice but gave up halfway. "Rock critic" voice was always my fave.
I don't understand people who don't enjoy a little B&B now and again. (Translation: I do not understand women.)
Truly the American people get the Smurf poster tagline that we smurfserve. (But I actually like the Smurf itself. Smurfple. Smurftiful. Exactly the smurf Smurf for our smurfful times.)
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