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http://www.gifbin.com/bin/300sw047yusw9.gif it's been around way before Travolta
"one Stranger Than Fiction please" -something I will never make the mistake of saying ever again
"Read my lips: no new long cats. Wouldn't be prudent." -Dana Carvey, October 23rd, 2010
cause it isn't Catwoman, get it? you don't get it.
that hunk can call me when he gets some bids. j/k he can call me whenever.
http://blog.logustus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Kobayashi-Maru-simulation-in-Star-Trek-2.jpeg too soon?
I am really hungover.
I thought this was fun, but that link reminded me of those personality cult ebay sellers, that buy old clothes for nothing, photograph themselves in it and sell it to people with low self esteem for a lot of money. it appearantly only works if you're a young woman, because nobody wanted my used swim trunks. so what I'm getting at is REVERSE SEXISM. #whitemanburdengum
you know, I have no trouble understanding someone not hating that movie as much as I did, whatever gets your goose ganderin' and all, but to double plus good like it enough to start throwing around downvotes is just WACKY. #hurtfeelingsgum
I think this counts as heaven's ghetto.
http://www.popmatters.com/images/dvd_art/w/williamsplasmatics-inside.jpg #slightlyhumorousmisunderstandinggum
this was in reference to my being tardy to the black lung, taint hatin'. ONE LOVE guys.
this is nice. no joke-o.
yes Virginia, there is a black lung too soon?
Hello Dolly McFly "that's enough" -everyone
Better Get Used To These Bars Kid Galahad
the Legend of Curly's Mayor Goldie Wilson
House on Haunted Hayride Hill
Weekend At Bernie's Cozy Vermont Bed and Breakfast
ay, el gato malodoro!
You may remember me from such telethons as Out With Gout '88 and Let's Save Tony Orlando's House!
I know most of these are from the classic years, but I'd like to contribute one from a couple of years ago: PUMPKIN SEGREGATION FOREVER
when you gone home tonight, there's going to be another story on your house!
Burns: "this is impossible! our profit margins are down 37%" Smithers: "we're having an image problem sir. people seem to see you as somewhat of an ogre" Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"
Ms Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you saw Snagglepuss outside?" Ralph: "he was going to the bathroom."
Martin: "your appearance is comical to me"