"Courtney, dear, my advise to you is to change the spelling of your name to Kourtney Kove, colour your hair dark, and manoeuvre a big, smashing wedding to a famous athlete. And never, NEVER, apologise for anything."
Steve, your use of the word "hella" -- along with the fact that you typically post in Pacific Standard Time intervals -- makes me suspect you are from northern California. Amirite?
This sounds like another lame attempt by Natalie Portman's dance double to stir up another controversy. GET OVER IT LADY, SHE HAS THE OSCAR AND ISN'T GIVING IT BACK.
I wish Wes Anderson would just buy all the rights to all the Roald Dahl books and make all the movies exactly like Fantastic Mr. Fox. That is my Christmas wish.
"that guy who voiced Sully on Monsters Inc."???
His name was John Goodman.
His name was John Goodman.
His name was John Goodman.
His name was John Goodman.
#ABRFC - Always Be Referencing Fight Club
The Office was super hilarious and, in my opinion, "won" or whatever, but I've never really watched it before so... all I know is PLANKING. Awesome.
Community was, I hate to say it, a little tired? I hope they bring something fresh to the 3rd season.
P&R awesome as always. I see great things in this season's future.
Whitney was UGHGHGHGHGH. I left it on, and then realized the blonde goes to my bootcamp workout, so I continued to leave it on, and then I took a hot poker from the fire and gouged my eyes and ears. I don't even know how I'm typing this right now.
I have a better idea for a movie:
A young (under 30), mildly attractive, badass woman goes on a rampage killing ALL the producers in Hollywood and collecting their Post-It notes as scalps.
The exclusive picture of her tattoo:
I DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $1,000,000I DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $100,000I DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $10,000I DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $1,000I DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $100.AD SPACE AVAILABLE HEREClear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I’m in the prime of my life
Did you hear what Katie Holmes said about reading the script for her new movie, Don’t Be Afraid Of the Dark? What? You didn't hear? Who is Katie Holmes? She was in Mad Money and that JFK mini-series that aired on Reelz Channel. What? You don't have Reelz Channel?
I DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $1,000,000I DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $100,000I DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $10,000I DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $1,000I DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $100.AD SPACE AVAILABLE HEREClear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I’m in the prime of my life