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what is an ass fireplace??? that sounds horrific. (just kidding, i'm actually just still looking for information on what an 'apt' is. anything? guys? 'apt'?)
i'm left more confused by this video after watching it than i was before (also, what is an apt?)
You are correct, it is actually Steve Buscemi dust blowing back into The Dude & John Goodman's faces (though i kind of feel like the "or whatever" at the end of the sentence makes it all good.)
can i get any more deets* on who's doing the guest blogging? (*we all watch onion sportsdome right? wednesdays guest blogger should guest blog about sportsdome, with all the hilarious deets)
the BNG sponsored movies (i think thats what it was called) also swept the top 5... i only remember this because i was #2
gnomE.T. "(gnom)E.T. phone GNOME!" Perfect.
not proud to say i know this, but large amounts of DRUGS can totally cause e.d., so it makes perfect sense for this show, right? i'm sure that's exactly what's going on in the episode, tons of drugs = NOBONERZ = tons of boner drugs
I agree with the comments about Los Campesinos! & Tokyo Police Club, who both put out great records last year, and i couldn't agree more with the inclusion of Harlem on your list, Hippies was the best, one of my favorite albums/biggest surprises from last year. That being said- and i know he was #15 on your list and i think #30 on p4k's- in regards to the rest of the lists out there, i think Love King was totally overlooked for being as stellar as it was.
This was the funniest show i've seen in a LOOOOOONG time... they completely nailed the whole tone of Sportscenter. It got series recorded with the quickness five minutes in after that bit about Shaw having a heart attack & stroke during a game; that and the segment about the "handicapped" MMA fighter with the lightweight tungsten-alloy hands, plus the professional crystal meth hallucination and "Who Would You Kill?" had me in complete hysterics; just fantastic. I can't wait for the news show.
Sure, the song is touching and amazing and wrongfully left out of every year end list i saw, but i think what James Nyte needs to focus ALL his attention on is his film work because, WHOA, WHAT A VIDEO.
Good card, but I'm disappointed the rat from Ice Age didn't make an appearance on it.
oh man, after being legitimately confused for SEVERAL minutes (read: stupid), i finally got your post and realized that it was the superbest.
naturally, i imagined everyone who read my comment would just assume that that was the first order of business when it comes to time travel, but i totally feel bad for not giving credit where credit's due. can't believe i completely overlooked the first rule of commenting on secret time travelers: A.B.G.C.W.C.I.D.W.C.O.T.T.W.K.H. Always Be Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due When Commenting On Time Travelers Who Killed Hitler such a stupid mistake, so embarrassed!
I didn't chew enough... i could've chewed more... this car, why didn't i chew this car, i should have chewed this car!... this pin... perfect to chew... at least two good chews... this pin is gold!... i could've chewed this pin...! WHY DIDN'T I CHEW THIS PIN!?.... I COULD'VE CHEWED MORE!!.... *howls*
damn, i didn't read any of these before i responded and now my post looks like a plagiarist comment... before i'm stoned to death for crimes against originality, i submit to the monstership that lawblog has a SECRET TIME MACHINE which he used to go forward in time three minutes, look at my independently arrived upon comment, realize it was super hilarious, then go BACK in time three minutes and make a comment in the same vein before i actually did it. totally what happened, just for the record.
BARKING, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Also, jokes about Hugh Jackman peeing himself will never not be hilarious and the best. Fact. I rest my case.
I'm sure the paramedics just didn't do a very thorough job; theres no way that he didn't injure himself by slipping in a puddle of his own urine. Just because there weren't the usual pee stains on his pants doesn't mean that urine was completely uninvolved. I mean, let's be realistic here!
The Premature Evaluation also said that it was "too good", which i think says a whole lot (and is also true).
You clearly know whats up, hugo; thats what my Gummy vote said. Honestly i thought Kanye made the best album of the year, but i'm sure he'll get waaay more first place votes, so i had to give mine to The-Dream, make sure he gets SOME love.
Wow, I'm impressed that he was able to get this guy to score his commercial: http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2007/10/24/va1237273686873/Mr-G-5716369.jpg Mr. G would be so big right now if he didn't waste his time with such small beans!
i'm pretty sure they filmed the moon scenes here in Detroit
i was gonna record a reaction video to this, but then i realized it would be 2:47 of this exact same face: http://www.icis.com/blogs/asian-chemical-connections/confused.jpg
I'm way psyched to see The-Dream at #15; glad Love King is getting the... um, love, that his first two classic albums deserved. Only album that seems like a glaring omission is The Walkmen, can't believe that it didn't crack your top 50... were you guys not fans?
Eggnogs (its a play on Jaws; get it?)
*twenty times in a row, obviously
I think I'm gonna have to start EVERY day with this...
*instantly develops Fainting Goat Human Disease*; *faints*; *is paralyzed for a couple minutes*; *dies*. (last words: AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!)
ElectricKoala, this has also happened to me, twice, each time with a different person who I didn't know and didn't exist. On here at least. I think the computers are slowly starting their takeover.
It's too bad Corbin Bernsen wasn't the first one to sing so he could rest everyones case*; "when i find myself in times of trouble, I REST MY CASE!" *end this before it began
Also, in case no one else went and read the aforementioned real, normal review, i thought it pertinent to include that by the end of the very regular, not-at-all-unusual and highly authentic customer reflection, said customer- who oddly was not at all disturbed by his wife's strong interest in a book on picking up strange foreigners (which he also states she sorely regrets not having read earlier in life)- had decided that he was in fact now gay and ready to buy a boarding pass to Berlin to go cruise some beautiful European spice! what i'm saying is, maybe this really IS the greatest piece of 21st century literature?? can we fast track this over at bookgum, you guys???
Teddy Bear gettin mad pussy yo
"I'm a guy. I had absolutely no interest in this book, but my wife did. After she read it, she told me it was the greatest piece of 21st century literature." - real quote from an actual, real, non-Katherine-Chole-Cahoon-created-alias written five star review on Amazon.com. Classic!
IF ONLY she were my girlfriend.... alas, i'm not European, ARGH!
This looks like the album cover for 50's new release on No Limit Records (slated for release January 11, 1997).