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Can we lure her to a concert by the freecreditscore.com "band" and set off a bomb?
People without souls are naturally that pale.
You don't like this? http://anyclip.com/smiley-face/socialist-speech/ OK, then.
NO! On Deadly Ground is Steven Seagal's MAGNUM OPUS! It is brilliant and combines everything Steven Seagal loves about his imaginary self-image. It has him protecting nature by allying himself with native people (Inuits or Aleuts, this time), fighting for the regular people against the rich and powerful, being secretly a guy with a tortured past that nobody wants to fuck with even though he tries his best to be peaceful, and having a friend who gets killed by the bad guys. It even has a vision quest! And DR. COX AS AN EVIL LACKEY. BEFORE YOU CAN DEFEAT YOUR ENEMY, YOU MUST DEFEAT THE GRIZZLY BEAR WITHIN!
But the question is, is it the worst movie of all time?
It's Woody Allen disease. (The other one--Gervais doesn't have any kids.)
Yes! Believe it or not, I actually opened the thread originally because I had forgotten the rules and wanted to nominate Catwoman.
Speaking of the execrable Ackroyd, I nominate Blues Brothers 2000 (currently the record holder for largest on-screen vehicle pile-up)
There was a close up of her crotch in Good Luck Chuck. Also, Good Luck Chuck.
Seeing deadmau5 spinning at this retarded abortion of an awards show is causing cognitive dissonance and giving me a headache.
Watch this instead: Werner Herzog reads Where's Waldo? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvWh6PMi9Ek Although I prefer Curious George.
Everything I ever needed to know about the South I learned in 1861.
And yet those same thoughtful, reasonable conservatives will vote for candidates who are courting the votes of these nutty, embarrassing people and who will support nutty, embarrassing, dangerous policies if they are elected.
My dad was a teacher whose students called him "Mr. D." I don't know why this is freaking me out right now.
I used to think my favorite Werner Herzog moment was when he was shot during an interview and finished the interview anyway. But now I think it is this parody of Werner Herzog reading Curious George. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T8y5EPv6Y8
The little boy who lives in his throat sure does go on a lot.
"He certainly is a different kind of politician."
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The game is literally the game.
Or, "Literally, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
You are literally the man now, dog.
It only seems like he spent more time talking about the problems because his criticisms were meta, and on that level things seem to pass five times more slowly.
Yay! Someone else thought this!
He's in a real world where his kids sit on the lawn for two years wearing the same clothing, in the same position.
Nope, sorry. It was all a dream. Mal never died. When she jumped from the window she woke up and spent the movie trying to get Cobb to awaken. The team was Cobb's defensive projections. The totem was not Cobb's, it was hers. The inception was planting the idea in Cobb's mind that he was still in a dream. But it didn't work. That's why the kids are dressed exactly the same in the same position on the lawn when he comes home.