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If you don't like the business; quit. It's as simple as that.
"That's racist right there, I don't care who you are." -Carry the Label guy
Pump your brakes when you're talking about Olivia Wilde, Gabe; that's my future wife you're talking about.
I can't wait to get the frantic e-mail from my mom telling me all about this.
Can we not listen to this and say we did? Or can we not and say we didn't?
It's not WHERE the tattoo is, it's WHEN.
Bismarck, though every city/town in ND is like the devil's armpit.
Umm, I'm from North Dakota, I would like to debate her claim.
This is all good and whatnot, but it pales in comparison to my armpit fart world record set in the summer of '04.
Umm, Walking Dead just for ugly-ass Carl and that weird thing he calls a face?
At what age is it appropriate to tell a child to shut the fuck up?
BIll Hader deserves his own show.
Well this is a new way to fight a hangover...
All I want for X-Mas is for Gabe to review "Alpha Dogs" for THFTWMOAT.
God bless us all, everyone. Except the juggalos.
This movie is almost too FUCKING AWFUL to function.
Not as good as the "Gorgoroth Fireworks Massacre of 2004" but it'll have to do.
People's Champion > Harry Potter.
Man, the Republicans watch some shitty-ass shows.
Yeah, it's inspiring and all, but running around a hurdle is an automatic disqualification. All this for nothing. Sorry Thom.
As a slavic/baltic man myself, I wanna say hello to my gun.
"You have the right to remain silent. Oh, wait....shit."
I could watch Emma Stone watch someone watch paint dry and still have the time of my life.
They're almost as mad as Gabe was when he had to go on The View...
I STILL don't know what a Bruno Mars is. Excuse my while I drink my prune juice, call my grandchildren and get to bed before the sun sets.
I can't wait for Ever Quest: The Movie. Oh wait, what's that? They made it already? It's called Avatar? Well shit.
New Jack-o-Lantern City.
When Harry Met Sally at the Pumpkin Patch.
Legends of the Fall.
Those are a lot of single ladies.