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feel better, you bastid. and fret not-- why, right here on this very board, there are lovely spam messages which will allow you to mingle classily with Beauty Queens, Fitness Models, and Hollywood Celebrities--who can doubt it? --keep fuckin' that chicken! (do not keep fucking that chicken.)
but it is also the same conversation i have with myself or a co-worker every time those christian children:s fund ads come on tv-- and then we remember what happened with the live-aid contributions and he warlords, so sarah makes me laugh at first, but then i just feel hollow and futile because the world is a big sewer.
i think your assessment is pretty accurate, but what betty(birdie) and duck(i guess if you have an avian/animal nickname, you are dangerous to non-humans) did, respectively, to pigeons and a dog were unforgivable, therefore they are my outstanding demons to watch in the show. i caught up with the sopranos on a&e and followed it through to the end like a homework assignment--it was work because those characters were even less relatable/likable than all the bettys and ducks you could send my way.
a lot of white guys sound like that in the south, esp. in new orleans...
For two sisters from a family of witches, falling in love is the trickiest spell of all. For a pathetic captive bird, the trickiest part is getting people to keep watching after they've stabbed you to death.
"my sexually empowered breeze" -- this belongs in a yet-to-come lifetime-themed haiku contest. (Constantinople will win.)
the words spoken by the maid of honor were a time-out for the scene-- the line/delivery was so generic that for a second, i felt like i was watching a corporate video on customer service. parks and recreation wore the Sexy Hat for appointment tv that night.
sorry if i skimmed over it, but i've yet to see VD'Ogum. so -- VD'OGUM
it's weird-- i had the urge to start singing "i love L.A." as soon as i saw the Randy's donut rolling by-- i felt nostalgic for mtv and long beach/L.A. simultaneously, without irony or any kind of loathing.
make that "(A) GIANT FUCKING ROLLING DONUTS" and i'm in.
thanks for addressing that (re. Jonee/apathy). i'm old enough to remember this and have always cringed in disgust at his name, not to mention his praise. it's okay to be ignorant, but then one pursues the facts-- some cases, like that of ira "the unicorn" einhorn, go on for years because of extradition law-- and young and old alike have access to the information at this point. --so much access, in fact, that i found this:http://www.cogitamusblog.com/2009/09/today-in-things-that-make-me-feel-sick.html polanski on the lam as quoted by martin amis ?If I had killed somebody, it wouldn?t have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But? fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!? --just in case there's any doubt to his allocution of guilt, which he, sociopath/narcissist that he is, regards as outright bragging. with friends like himself, who needs enemies?
Garm', --and the coolest of beans to you, as well! your humble eServant, inko'
i hopped in my time machine and made it shirley chisholm III's america, in which danitra vance is still alive and does weekend update with her co-head writer, ellen cleghorne.
silly rabbit, everyone knows that quasi-mystical swedenborgian temporal conveyance is powered by the hearts of dead orphans... and not to put too fine a point on it, but here's what i listed on imdb as my favorite polanski film: "i vote for the film he leaves on a jail cell wall after his cellmate bashes his nuts clear through the top of his skull. that is truly his finest film."
excellent post, and rushkoff has his progressive eyes wide open. as for the ironic mystery, i think obama as the 3rd-term W administration is part of it, the rest being tit-for-tat: Image and video hosting by TinyPic every hitler image, effigy, chimp reference, mask of bush --with references all the way back to nixon in some cases-- will be used with obama in place instead. just go to some anti-nwo sites and you can see obama and bush likened to hitler simultaneously. progs have a right to be pissed because the corporatists are still in charge.
i see no problem with periods included on a shirt aimed at bloodsuckers... amirite!?! is that a smile, or are you getting ready to spit?
definitely not nerdy enough: didn't call them 'darlton.'
viva anti-scientology wild palms! -- also, at 0:37 "i'm crushing your head!"
yeah--no. gave the wire a chance, but the deadly dull realistic-but-boring pacing coupled with the very bad american accent was too much to take. sorry, wire fans, i know it is a beloved show.
...but that' a good thing, right?-- "cuz knowledge is power?
wanna get the edginess? just think of all the dead animals consumed in real life as the inspiration for the movie/blog/cookbook. julie & julia is the unwitting "Eichmann in Jerusalem: A Report on the Banality of Evil" by hannah arendt. REAL banality-of-evil TALK.
i sarcastically upvoted! it's the new downvote, people.
kathy griffin support here also--they can't all be gems, but she has more of those than duds.
mais oui! i have done ziss vehry sing-- but any movie set in paris will get the job done. therefore, i can reminisce just as well while watching an androgynous korean ninja destroy le tour eiffel in this summer's latest army recruitment ad-- er, i mean-- blockbuster, g.i. joe.
no, that job belongs to ms. megan fox, esq.
and beyonce is the queen of shabby dance moves that make me howl with laughter-- it should be: 1. beyonce 2. shakira 3. benes
there are-- they're called 'property owners.' often they could be breeders/puppy millers. if you don't have your own land, you have to go out into the world and risk mingling with other humans to walk your dog. not so with cats, whether you have one or one hundred.
right on! rescuers are taking in overflow from shelters until they can find foster or "forever" homes-- i know a married couple down the street who does this. --on the on the other hand, the animal control officer's talking head could have been edited to make the movie look more controversial on purpose: out-of-context comments like the one about the "natural" state of a feral cat lead to the conclusion that there is no hope, when there are multiple solutions.
i REALLY wish i could vote you up more than once for this!
yes it happens: teenage gang rape by dolphins, dolphin-on-porpoise murder (ha ha on porpoise--ugh), which is linked to dolphin infanticide, which is found among many mammals including US. so just round up some random humans-- you might catch a rapist! /sarcasm unfortunately the above is probably true-- now i'm sad.
not liam neeson -- he'd be forcing the poor fucking dolphins to pull a swan boat in central park!
"I was picturing a basket"
i am probably a damned communist compared to you, but you and i agree on TDS vs, colbert--and i don't relate to the troops at all!! i'd have to say i support the plumbers and HVAC workers in their work ideologically and financially, on occasion, but until the US gets invaded, i can never side with the troops. that being said, the video was about as funny as your average post-fey weekend update: meh-tastic.