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"Where is God when you need Him?" He doesn't exist, because He committed suicide after seeing this.
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8/5/09 9:49 AM
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Paula Abdul Leaves
American Idol
In Typically Poor Fashion
There ain't enough Jesus Juice in the world to get me to hang those up in my house.
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8/4/09 10:46 AM
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The Most Beautiful Tribute To Michael Jackson
"Jeff Dunham: Funny as Schindler's F--king List"
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8/3/09 4:27 PM
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Jeff Dunham Is The Worst
They ripped Tangiers' mane off.
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8/3/09 4:00 PM
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Sherri Shepherd Gets A Bikini Wax, And The Prophecy Comes True
Ed Gein and Dan Cortese sent their regrets.
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7/30/09 6:04 PM
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You Can Make It Up: Jon Gosselin Hangs Out With His Friends
Also good for igniting the muscles in your arms, shoulders and chest: becoming Buddhist and protesting the Vietnam war.
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7/30/09 5:20 PM
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The Shake Weight Has Got To Be Kidding Us
that lightning done did cooked up all my meth.
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7/30/09 5:09 PM
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Lightning Never Strikes The Same Clapboard Building Twice
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