When I saw this post, for one beautiful moment I thought it was Friday and now I am pissed off. Was it the objective to fool me? Because Mission Accomplished MYY HOMIEZZ!!!!
Yeah she did it to stop herself from eating so she could lose weight. That was back when The Real World was actually real, even though the idea of wiring your jaw shut seems more Real Worl: Ex-Plosion.
Tami Roman thinks there's another reason why his jaw is wired shut (are you guys too young to know about this?)
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I saw her on a repeat of Law and Order: SVU yesterday (also featuring Bradley Cooper!!!!) She looked like she would cut a bitch with very little provocation.
Sarah, you are the first Master Chef Junior Recap Champion. Your recaps inspired me to spend several lonely hours on my couch watching this show. Even if I could get that time back, I would just use it to watch this show again.
I loved Alexander's sportsmanship in showing genuine concern for Dara. This is a kid who probably doesn't get a whole lot of wins in real life. I hope that he's a celebrity at school now and girls two grades higher are just throwing themselves at him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHYWHYWHY" --my internal response to everything my boss has said today
I spend a lot of time thinking about celebrity pregnancies, specifically the length of Jennifer Aniston's. When is that alien baby finally going to be done cooking? She's been pregnant since 2003!
I'm sorry to miss your birthday for sure, but at the same time, it's during PEARL JAM weekend, so... Let's plan something for LA monsters before the end of the year. My parents are coming into town for Thanksgiving so I'm out for that weekend too.
Oh man, after the party on Saturday I posted a joke Missed Connection on Craigslist regarding not finding a guy in the costume that matched mine and totally forgot about it until I opened my email and found dick pics from random guys. Anyhow I loved seeing you guys last weekend.
Today I made excellent progress on my very important mission to introduce a new acronym to the world, but I still need help from my fellow monsters. Instead of TCB, I want people to say GSD: Gettin' Shit Done. I told my boss we were GSD at work today and people loved it. Please start using this in your respective work places. Let's GSD, guys.
We set a really long exposure and everyone poses while one person runs around lighting what we want to be seen, then "drawing" the other stuff by flashing the light back and forth. You can't see him in the photo because he doesn't stay still long enough to get picked up by the camera. It's a pretty cool trick. Here's another example:
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When we go camping, my friends and I use LED flashlights to draw with light as the photos are being taken (no post-photo tinkering). Here we are night boating!
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That's a very helpful review. I have a very low tolerance for feeling bad about things, which is why I pretty much only watch action movies. I'll give it a shot when it hits Redbox.
I had legitimately forgotten Brad Pitt was an actor until I watched World War Z this weekend. Maybe his smell was the reason no one wanted to tell him they forgot to film an ending for the movie?
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