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"The drums! All my life, inside my head, the sound of drums!" --Bill O'Reilly
+1 | 2/2/12 1:30 PM
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I'm glad she specified that the spanking was "unwarranted." Because the first question that popped into my mind was, "Well, were you being bad?"
+25 | 1/19/12 11:52 AM
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Sorry, "being a spider" is absolutely a reason.
+8 | 1/17/12 4:38 PM
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Because you know what's really pleasant? Sweaty feet.
+3 | 1/12/12 2:12 PM
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"He's a really, really big lion, and he can hurt you very badly if he wanted to, any time he wanted to. But I'm Australian, so, you know, fuck it."
+15 | 1/4/12 2:56 PM
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"The Jews' choreography is impressive," = not something I expected to type when I woke up this morning.
+13 | 12/19/11 12:12 PM
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The Jews' choreography is impressive, but I have to give it to the old man for his "Yeah, you -- bring that shit over here" gesture at the :27 mark.
+5 | 12/19/11 12:09 PM
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I think the takeaway is, let's not shove butter under the mat.
+6 | 12/19/11 9:44 AM
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Oh, for some reason I thought this was Gabe's list, rather than the results of a reader poll. Sorry, am dumb.
+3 | 12/15/11 3:41 PM
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Walking Dead? Really? I thought I could tell when Gabe actually likes a show even when he says he hates it (cf. Lost), but I guess I was wrong?
+3 | 12/15/11 3:04 PM
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I love how owls always look super-serious no matter how cute whatever they're doing actually is. That owl is like, "I am going to nibble your ear AND THERE WILL BE NO BACK-TALK ABOUT IT, MISTER."
+11 | 12/14/11 3:31 PM
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It's thanks to his horrible distortions of the face.
+1 | 11/22/11 6:59 PM
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But is she making her trademark bored-and-vaguely-irritated-to-be-here Kristen Stewart face during the steamy sex scene? Because that would be hott.
+10 | 11/22/11 1:41 PM
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MOMMY, WHY IS IRON MAN TWERKING?
+2 | 11/22/11 9:10 AM
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Maybe we could all agree that basically NO ONE needs crotchless panties. Would that be cool?
+35 | 11/21/11 11:56 AM
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I have been a fan of the comic series since issue #1, and while it has its weak spots, it is nothing like this bad. I don't get it. How hard can it be to write a TV series where the whole thing has already been written reasonably well for you?
+10 | 11/14/11 1:26 PM
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Where does the video show you how to make the scarf billow in Zack-Snyderesque slow motion when you put it around your shoulders?
+4 | 11/9/11 1:36 PM
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"Do news on you" is the name of my new kinky sex game. Does it involve pooping and peeing? No. Maybe. Definitely not.
+5 | 11/9/11 9:52 AM
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It's the bit of watermelon that flies up and hits the camera lens that really sells the snapping turtle video.
+5 | 11/2/11 2:22 PM
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I don't think I've ever seen a British person work a "vaguely insulted but trying to be polite" face quite that hard before.
+12 | 11/2/11 1:42 PM
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That is a lot more disturbing than I expected "basically Heidi Klum naked" to be.
+13 | 10/31/11 12:53 PM
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Photoshop mashup of sad koala sitting next to sad Keanu in 3... 2...
+7 | 10/26/11 3:15 PM
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God help me, I clicked on it. I CLICKED ON IT.
+1 | 10/25/11 4:56 PM
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"You might think that God doesn’t love you, but Brad says that he does." Correction, Brad says he probably does. Don't get this girl's hopes up, Gabe.
+12 | 10/25/11 3:19 PM
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Before watching this, I thought I really liked pizza. Like, really liked pizza, you know? But now I understand, I have barely scratched the surface of liking pizza. When I was a child, I liked pizza as a child; I liked but a poor reflection, through a pizza darkly.
+29 | 10/25/11 3:16 PM
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If you squint a little, the mullet-hair framing his face becomes the most INCREDIBLE, luxurious sideburns you've ever seen.
+7 | 10/25/11 10:28 AM
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I love how "differing and arguably inconsistent opinions about two nerd TV shows" is the epitome of ("limitless") hypocrisy. Pro tip, Steve: sticking it to The Man is not very impressive when your idea of "The Man" is Gabe.
+1 | 10/24/11 8:18 PM
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The way she pronounces "cur-TEN" drives me up the wall. It's worse than nukular.
+22 | 10/19/11 1:04 PM
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"The Scariest Thing That Happened to Katherine Chloe Cahoon" -- least popular apocryphal Dr. Seuss book EVER.
+27 | 10/19/11 12:34 PM
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Why does he look like he's about to vomit stomach acid all over that cake, like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly?
+3 | 10/14/11 1:16 PM
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Surely there are cheaper ways to make a video.
+3 | 10/7/11 9:39 AM
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I recommend the best look in the world.
+2 | 10/7/11 9:38 AM
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So why is it that when I make little girls cry and then demand that they do a "happy dance" in front of a camera, everyone thinks it's creepy and wrong?
+24 | 10/6/11 4:23 PM
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"Okay, grab this ball -- no, the other one -- yeah. Just cup it in your palm, but firmly. Right. Now wiggle the other end around in a circle. No, yeah, wiggle it hard. Like that. Just like that. Just keep doing that, until you can really feel it. You feel it, right? Remember -- hard! Keep cupping!"
+4 | 9/29/11 2:20 PM
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Soemthing that just struck me while watching this video: it's kind of interesting how one of the first gestures babies learn is that upturned hands spread, "What the fuck just happened?" gesture. Probably this is because parents make that gesture (jokingly) at them -- but also probably because somewhere deep down in their genes, they know they're going to be making that gesture (in all seriousness) pretty much all the time for the rest of their lives.
+14 | 9/29/11 10:08 AM
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There was a sad baby in that video?
0 | 9/29/11 10:00 AM
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"In a sense, she is a double victim. Because actually I sodomized her twice. ZING!! GOTCHA!"
+2 | 9/28/11 12:37 PM
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"In a sense, she is a double victim. A victim of me drugging her, and also a victim of me sodomizing her. So, sorry for both of those things."
+34 | 9/28/11 11:30 AM
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It really is a perfectly executed mashup on so many levels.
+1 | 9/27/11 3:28 PM
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It's like he's flipping those middle fingers straight at my brain.
+1 | 9/27/11 12:43 PM
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