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I just did a little comment-related Googling, and boy howdy are there a lot more dance battle movies than I realized. I'm completely bewildered as I type this.
+9 | 1/15/14 9:45 AM
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Pinkerton Detectives
+6 | 1/14/14 5:53 PM
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Were they at a meeting of the No Undershirts Club? Lots of skin tone coming through there.
+17 | 1/14/14 5:50 PM
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This girl and the spaghetti kid from earlier could be the next Martin & Lewis*, but for cute stuff. *ask your parents
+7 | 1/14/14 3:42 PM
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I found out yesterday that the pizza place by my office no longer has their 2-slices-and-a-soda-for-$5 special, so I can really identify with rape survivors.
+37 | 1/14/14 1:21 PM
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"Real life is defined as everything that's happened since I last exited a bathroom stall at the Chateau Marmont."
+8 | 1/14/14 11:00 AM
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The best lies have an element of truth to them, so this is a pretty terrible lie.
+4 | 1/14/14 10:55 AM
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What am I, a mechanic?
+12 | 1/14/14 10:08 AM
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I don't have ovaries, so I'm really wondering what it was that just exploded inside of me.
+19 | 1/14/14 9:40 AM
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House of No Carbs
+8 | 1/13/14 5:50 PM
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Jacqueline Bissettle Down There
+6 | 1/13/14 5:42 PM
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It's fun to imagine that the one hot dog just scored the game-winning touchdown and is being carried off the field in triumph by his teammates. It's also fun to imagine eating a bunch of hot dogs.
+24 | 1/13/14 3:44 PM
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Sounds like a dare to me.
+15 | 1/13/14 3:40 PM
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It's kind of crazy that this guy got a robot to narrate the whole thing.
+9 | 1/13/14 2:28 PM
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The gang ate tacos... Both actual and euphemistic!
+6 | 1/13/14 12:50 PM
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It would seem that captioning Zac Efron pictures is something of a commenting sweet spot for me. More Zac Efron posts, please!
+7 | 1/10/14 5:57 PM
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My girlfriend really goes out of her way to set up gross sex jokes, and that's why I love her.
+8 | 1/10/14 4:10 PM
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Ooooh. Nice callback to the actual Gary story.
+13 | 1/10/14 3:56 PM
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Us Weakly
+16 | 1/10/14 3:36 PM
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"I have Ivy League friends." - hotspur
+22 | 1/10/14 3:33 PM
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Just like a beagle to be snoopy.
+9 | 1/10/14 10:17 AM
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At least I know in advance that I need to bring a flask to Kelly's Golden Globes party.* *nobody tell Kelly, I don't want to hurt her feelings
+9 | 1/9/14 5:08 PM
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Price Is Right Headbutt Blooper To Enter Headbutt Blooper Hall Of Fame The vote would prove to be controversial when it was revealed that Rod Roddy sold his vote to Deadspin.
+8 | 1/9/14 3:03 PM
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Soil Green is made of people.
+10 | 1/9/14 2:22 PM
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Ben Foster turned 7 years old 1 month after The Princess Bride was released. That is all.
+9 | 1/9/14 2:16 PM
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Someone probably told Chris Martin you could get a subscription for every football game.
+7 | 1/9/14 1:16 PM
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This is a real missed opportunity to start their own line of apple juice and, I guess, matzoh bread?
+12 | 1/9/14 12:59 PM
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I don't think Apple's shirt is officially licensed, you guys.
+26 | 1/9/14 12:52 PM
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That is so fucking stupid. But I guess if they're already dividing things between cable, premium cable, and network, then it makes sense? Not as much sense as just not having the People's Choice Awards in the first place, but there's an internal logic to it.
+7 | 1/9/14 11:07 AM
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Have any of you guys seen this in person? I want to get a sense of the size of those things. Maybe someone could head down there, jump in, and have their friend snap a picture for scale?
+5 | 1/9/14 9:46 AM
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I was thinking soaking wet crumb cake.
+3 | 1/9/14 9:41 AM
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Good luck! Looks like it's going to be good running weather on Sunday!
+8 | 1/8/14 6:16 PM
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You can't start your day at Panera and win Manliest Day. That's in the contest entry rules.
+16 | 1/8/14 6:08 PM
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I didn't even mention the new deck I built out of scrap lumber or the coyote I tamed!
+9 | 1/8/14 5:59 PM
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I got up early this morning to go to the gym. In the time it took to walk the 2 blocks back home, a very sizable ice chunk formed in my mustache from the leftover sweat. So, pretty good day!
+10 | 1/8/14 5:35 PM
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Michael Jackson said he'd do the shot, but it turned out he was just kidding around as usual.
+4 | 1/8/14 3:25 PM
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Mine is the sound most often heard right before panties drop. Which is to say it sounds like someone turning on the shower.
+7 | 1/8/14 11:57 AM
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I actually don't think it matters why. No need to SPLIT HAIRS on this.
+15 | 1/8/14 10:56 AM
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Ok, I'll be the one to break the silence and say VERY GOOD COMMENT.
+10 | 1/8/14 10:55 AM
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Embrace the Brooklyn Way and that anxiety will disappear. You're one of us now. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/104234/freaks-chant-o.gif
+7 | 1/8/14 10:17 AM
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