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Okay but don't try to convince me Titanic wasn't the little indie movie that could.
She made her character-within-a-character in Galaxy Quest look reasonable and deep.
Gabe's casual feminism gives me a total boner.
I think she said 'cunty' and is not as shrieky as you would expect.
I hope he's wrong and she said 'crikey.' I figure if she got a faux British accent so quickly, it's only a matter of time before she's full-on Dick Van Dyke.
-Pedophiles? http://www.gifmania.ca/tv-series/prince-bel-air/prince-bel-air.gif
So when the Catholic Church does it it's wrong, but when a WOMAN does it suddenly it's funny?
Huh. That came out a bit more graphic than my NSFW-immune mind had imagined.
Also http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/attachments/love-sex-relationships/2567d1207854581-ascii-porn-ascii.gif
I'm going to betray my videogame loser status and say that if they made a Mean Girls version of Bully I would play the shit out of it. Tina Fey could be the big boss.
It's actually kind of a relief that this song is so horrible. If it were catchy, some people might have some sort of moral dilemma, like they do with Eminem and the Stones.
It depends. If they're pretty white suburban girls putting themselves through college on an episode of Law&Order: SVU, yes. If they're black or Native American, not only can they not be raped, they can be tortured, killed and fed to pigs without anyone batting an eye for a good decade. The more you know...
It's good for people to ask these questions so other people know to avoid sex with them. Because if you ever honestly doubt that the person you're having sex with is not only getting off but wants to be there, you're not doing it right.
Kinda like... this guy? http://www.hobo-bonobo.co.uk/topten/images/0812071251201.jpg
And it's not even in a post about tampons. Always doesn't make that shit. They don't want to take your virginity.
That resort definitely has a thing for young pop sensations. The Jonas Brothers and whatsherface, the girl, are always there. And they have a huge bridge suite that's like $250,000/night – which they used to call 'the MJ suite.'
So is this anecdote going to be turned into a movie or what? Like Dirty Dancing and GI Jane, the name guarantees at least 50 mill.
Should have posted a picture of the squeaky voiced overachiever student in the lunchroom. He actually killed himself. And the actress who played Heather #1 died of a brain tumor (as in, what Heather #3 may or may not have had for breakfast).
He also murdered some people. http://retroslashers.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mikey1.jpg
Oh just like it. It's cute. Like the whole Dove love your big fat body campaign, people seem to feel the need to point out that it's not a PSA it's an ad and they're trying to sell you something. In case you thought they wanted to cuddle and braid your hair or something. Just like when beer ads make douches think they'll get laid by mute models and everyone feels the need to warn them this might not happen and marketers are trying to trick them into buying things!
Yeah, but then you get retards who think these are literally plugs (which are then 'un-plugged' over the toilet) who went to my school and spread their retardation to the STD babies they spawned with equally retarded girls who don't know they peed through a separate hole.
They're clearly for people who read Sassy.
Not if they want to go horsebackriding.