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Gabe gets paid to watch and write about horrible shit like this. The rest of you who watched this last night...You've got to love yourselves first, you guys.
+16 | 9/14/09 10:32 AM
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Whoops, beat me to it.
0 | 9/14/09 9:52 AM
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Gawd, Gabe! You don't know NEthing about Twilight! Bella becomes a cage fighter in bokk 3! She wins the title! Then Kanye takes it from her.
+2 | 9/14/09 9:52 AM
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Oh, come the fuck on, who downvoted the hippo?
+9 | 9/12/09 3:51 PM
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Norseman of the Apocalypse.
+3 | 9/11/09 10:05 PM
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You just made me nostalgic for the summer of '95. Damn, I'm old.
+6 | 9/11/09 7:44 PM
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Damn, I almost feel bad for getting in your way.
+11 | 9/11/09 6:27 PM
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Sincerely hope your dad is okay. Also, thought your comment on the 'Twitter' post was freakin' hilarious, especially if it was you.
+4 | 9/11/09 6:11 PM
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Richard Simmons is in Turkey?
+6 | 9/11/09 2:56 PM
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Good lord, that amount of masochism.
+5 | 9/11/09 2:22 PM
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What does this post have to do with modernization and economic protectionism? Oh...spelling is important.
+2 | 9/11/09 1:52 PM
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Thought I was the champion of your heart. That's kind of fucked up.
+17 | 9/11/09 12:45 PM
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But what does all this have to do with Bobby Kennedy? Am I in the wrong room? Emilio?
+5 | 9/10/09 8:03 PM
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I mean, this is pretentious as hell, but other than that...it's not a bad message.
+3 | 9/10/09 11:06 AM
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Kathy Griffin positively reeks of attention desperation and corn nuts.
+4 | 9/10/09 10:21 AM
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At least Paula Abdul found peace after The Gathering Of The Juggalos. And, I'm glad Jake Busey has some extra work, too! Wait, that's not Jake Busey...?
+4 | 9/10/09 9:37 AM
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I knew some ladies back in the eighties who actually were infected by Dokken, right after they appeared on the Nightmare On Elm Street--Dream Warriors soundtrack.
+10 | 9/9/09 4:43 PM
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I sent him three notes, he checked no on every box :(
+18 | 9/9/09 1:25 PM
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Ellis and Lil Wayne have both just been tenured at Succinct University.
+11 | 9/9/09 11:47 AM
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I hope Chris Brown tries to beat up Charo too. Because she is obviously a robot, and would kill him T-X style.
+3 | 9/9/09 10:53 AM
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"Do you have any idea, Mr. President, how long it took me to beat that hooker and throw her out of my car once I was finished?" "Roughly immediately?" "Right you are, Mr. President."
+54 | 9/9/09 10:20 AM
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No, Miss Donovan, I don't know where Linus went with your codeine.
+3 | 9/9/09 9:35 AM
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DeVito looks sexier every time I see him.
+20 | 9/8/09 11:33 AM
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I suppose it's better than being lost in Robert Pattinson's eyes.
+20 | 9/8/09 10:51 AM
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"That's funny." "That's humorous." "Wow, you're really funny."--Charlize Theron. I can't stand people who do this. But she's not a bad actress.
+10 | 9/8/09 10:35 AM
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I placed third last week, and I'll admit, I was kind of happy with myself. (Because internet validation is important to me--waters of life and all that.) But then I checked out the Monster's Ball thread from last week and was all "Ew, you guys." It was like watching naked meth-addicts play Jai-alai . After that, I only came back to read Gabe's posts, and didn't even bother with the comments. But this thread has redeemed all of you, (I know you guys were worried) everybody can get a little insane. Beautiful monsters, one and all.
+7 | 9/4/09 10:20 AM
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I was actually looking for the 'Top Chef' tag.
+3 | 8/28/09 11:53 AM
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Love you, girl.
+4 | 8/28/09 11:50 AM
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Soulja Boy, then Marky Mark? Are you going to put bacon, cheese, and sauce in the middle?
+3 | 8/27/09 5:36 PM
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"Today I realized that I am not perfect," It took him this long.
+5 | 8/27/09 3:57 PM
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Saw Jason Alexander a few years ago on an episode of 'Criminal Minds'. He was so horrible it's the only time I ever watched that show.
+1 | 8/27/09 12:55 PM
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*Because* (I can also spell)
0 | 8/27/09 12:13 PM
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I missed this one, if 'missed' could be construed as 'intentionally didn't watch. I saw last week's though. I was far too drunk to be watching anything like that. I saw the chick with the huge ear-holes (medical term) get eliminated and thought to myself: I could fuck those holes, probably. Bbecause I am an adult, and I do not have a drinking problem.
+15 | 8/27/09 12:13 PM
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Is it really this slow? Really?
0 | 8/27/09 11:17 AM
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I mean, I'd be surprised and shocked at how awful this is, but 'taste' stepped out for a smoke years ago and never came back.
+13 | 8/27/09 10:43 AM
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*Maybe* Dammit all.
0 | 8/27/09 10:07 AM
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OOOOHH! May be Christian Slater could pull a Jenny Garth and come back as a guidance counselor, or someone's dad! Maybe I could overdose on bleach!
+20 | 8/27/09 10:07 AM
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So does the summer of death end on Labor day, or is it Sept. 22nd? Too much :(
+15 | 8/26/09 5:38 PM
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Dammit, you pulled the girlfriend card. *Sulks off to basement with Teva sandals on to play World of Warcraft*.
+14 | 8/26/09 4:52 PM
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See, that's what I'm talking about. The intentional misspelling of write, the crowbar subtlety of your catchphrase jokes, (lot's of pu$$y and halter horses) and the breakdown in continuity of your posts suggest that you are trying to AmPat your way in here. But, the thing is, AmPat turned out to be funny. Take your mask off, Weezy.
+6 | 8/26/09 4:47 PM
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