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Abbott and Costello should be able to fix this dying franchise right up. http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt33/szoradycousins/abbott-and-costello-meet-frankenstein3.jpg
Thanks, Microsoft. You're basically adding another hour I have to wait for my girlfriend to get ready to go out.
Come to South Korea: Where we clone dogs and don't fake cry when our leader dies!
As a previous resident of Bowling Green, Ohio, this is as close as I'm ever going to get to blowing things up in Toldeo.
Note to self: Write movie script where disgruntled worker at glass company switches all the zoo exhibit glass with homeowner glass. Possible name - "Shattered."
Who spends $100 a year on lint rollers?
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Kid, tears aside, but I need to point out that your grandfather is Robert Loggia. http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/161916_150555718332147_7231411_n.jpg
Ugh. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/im52xmax/McClure-Riviera.jpg
"But doctor, what if I don't believe anything you're saying?" "Zen just put zeh goop in your hair!" https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVQSpdX7XMZLbpC88XLyRE94qt4M3fPcneQy5GBbhJnNXUv5OX4A
The best part about this is that I'M probably going to be dancing to rap like this at a hundred-and-eleventy.
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I can proudly say that I was much more well-mannered when Mr. Santa Claus brought me the hard-to-find Master Splinter action figure.
The year that Roland Emmerich's prophecy of the world ending comes true.
Merry Christmas. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtgYDpvRCMI
In addition to the aforementioned "Muppet Family Christmas Special," I have to nominate for vice president "Opus 'n' Bill's: A Wish for Wings That Work: An Opus Christmas Story"
I second, third, and fourth this.
I don't think I'll be seeing the midnight show like I did with the last one, because four hours later I had one of the worst work days of my life.
This prank happened at my high school during my senior year (go school team!). Although, I must point out that the mothers gave my teammates pecks on the cheeks. Very acceptable. Very funny. One of my buddies commented that his kiss was "wet and sloppy" and blindly guessed that it was from a girl in our school who was known to get around. That was great. Cool, true, totally LEGAL story.
"You think these guys got problems?" http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljvekiFp2Z1qcy8tto1_500.jpg
I start reading the nominees at the top like I am actually interested with these awards and next thing you know I am speed-scrolling down and it looks like I am trying to read the matrix but just don't care.
I meant "Owen." Dammit, Wednesday.
This is what you were fighting for, Charlie. Be proud. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luzvzsWFk41qc01jno1_500.png
This is the first time I have seen this "Fuck Nasa" guy, and I can't take my eyes away from that Metallica poster.
I would blindly pay to see "PARTY ON! A Wayne & Garth Musical."
Not Another Remake Movie
Money fight! http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l619cbTMCH1qztjn5o1_500.gif
Man, I can't wait until he gets old and useless and on reality TV.
Side note: this trailer is a mess. Curly Joe, you are no longer the worst part of the Three Stooges. Still behind the Scooby-Doo versions, but no longer the worst.
Can't wait to see Brad Pitt or George Clooney make a cameo as Shemp.
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It's on the internet now?! That's it! Go BACK to your room, now-middle-aged-son!!!"
"Cindy? Hi, it's the producer of '1980s Detroit-Based Talk Show' aka 'The Greatest Show on Earth.' I wanted to see if it would be okay to push you and your waltzing-bear partner back one day as guests of the show. You see, we have this guy who can whistle 'Georgia On My Mind' and he's only going to be in town tomorrow. What's that? Yes, the bowling balls will come on as the second guest, since they've already been on 4 times. Sound good? Great! Looking forward to meeting you guys!"
Love it or hate it, this is definitely better than when the scary lady performs it.
If this guy doesn't write notes in class, then I'm starting to get the idea that he doesn't take the time to plan out and write his rhymes.
This was my favorite bit of the night. My first Christmas! 2008!