Earlier this week, Courtney Love lobbied some hateful tweets against Dave Grohl, accusing him of trying to seduce Frances Bean Cobain and having a “romney rape thing about him.” She also claimed Grohl hired a “submissive drummer” who looked like Kurt, named his daughter after a Hole song, and greedily licensed Nirvana music to The Muppets, even though Kurt would’ve totally hated that. It was all pretty crazy, per usual, but now Frances Bean has chosen to chime in as well and has issued this statement:
While I’m generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I’m in a monogamous relationship and very happy.
Twitter should ban my mother.
#Ouch.
And don’t you think Kurt would’ve loved being a Muppet?
UPDATE: Courtney’s apologized to her daughter:
Bean, sorry I believed the gossip.. Mommy loves you
— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) April 14, 2012
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I think Kurt would have loved being a Muppet.
he was giddy that weird al chose nirvana to be parodied, so I’m pretty sure the muppet thing is in the same vein.
Kurt the Frog.
“It’s not easy being grunge”
Yeah, except Kermit and Kurt are both left-handed.
Kurtmit
Dear CL-
Girl. Just…no, girl.
-KH
Calling Courtney her “biological mother” is a burn and a half. It’s one step away from “egg doner”.
So much this.
My favourite part is how you misspelled ‘Donor’ but in doing so, made the burn even funnier. She’s an Egg Kebab! I think that steps the burn level all the way up to X2. And is a solid new euphasism for Batshit crazy I plan to use sparingly henceforth.
I feel like this isn’t the first time Courtney has been a “Kebab”.
I’m talking about gross sex.
I’ve never heard a kebab referred to as a doner, but I have misspelled things before. So, I’m even, I think.
At least she seems to have some good sense about her. Also, Kurt was stoked when Beavis and Butthead made fun of him too. So there.
“#ouch” Classic!!!
I’d say we’re probably witnessing the last strange days of Courtney Love, but I’ve been thinking that for over a decade now and she’s still here – crazy as ever.
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101105020247/muppet/images/4/4f/JimHensonsFantasticWorld-KurtCobain-(Seattle2009).jpg
Cool. Where is this from?
Im glad she escaped…
“Frances Bean has never even seen David Grohl’s frank and beans” – Dr Seuss
This is a woman (Courtney Love) who allowed her late husband’s personal diary to be sold to the public, and she’s upset about Dave Grohl (allegedly) licensing Nirvana music to The Muppets? Gimme a break, crazy bitch.
Courtney “Where’s The” Love
Courtney “Ain’t Talkin Bout” Love
If you can “issue a statement”, yer doin okay.
it sucks having a crazy ass for the person who gives birth to you, especially when she is famous. Nice work on handling it gracefully Francis, you are as beautiful as your father was talented, I know he smiles down on you with pride…and I think he would have been stoked to be a muppet