The Rolling Stones Perform At The du Arena, Yes Island

That headline is not meant as a comment on how good Mick Jagger is at being a grandfather, though I’m sure he’s fine. Rather, it means that the 70-year-old Rolling Stones frontman has now lived long enough to see his kids’ kids have kids. The Daily Mail reports that Jagger’s granddaughter Assisi just gave birth to a baby girl. Assisi is the daughter of Jade, Jagger’s daughter with his ex-wife Bianca. I don’t know if this is another sign of rock music’s increasing convalescence or if it’s just another sign that we’re all getting older. Either way, congratulations to the Jagger family.

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  1. “…it means that the 70-year-old Rolling Stones frontman has now lived long enough to see his kids’ kids have kids.”

    70 isn’t actually that old. Most people’s parents are lucky if they become grandparents by the time they’re his age. It just means that like their father / grandfather, Jagger’s lineage like to get it on early and reproduce.

  2. I first clicked over to this expecting a testimonial from somebody talking about how what an excellent grandfather he is.

    Stupid English language sometimes…

  3. Hyphens. They are a thing that exists.

  4. “Hope I die before I get old.” -Mick Jagger

  5. Breaking: Mick Jagger is old.

  6. If I’m doing my math correctly, there had to have been a teenage pregnancy somewhere in there…

  7. The most shocking thing about this article is that Mick Jagger is only 70.

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