Christ Bearer

A few months ago, we heard the bizarre and horrifying news that vaguely Wu Tang-affiliated rapper Andre “Christ Bearer” Johnson had cut off his own penis and jumped from a second story balcony. After fortunately having his penis surgically reattached, he spoke to TMZ, explaining that he had been feeling alone and depressed about not being able to see his kids.

Yesterday, TMZ caught up with Johnson again: “There was fucking PCP involved … Kids, say no to drugs,” he says. He also proclaims that his man parts are fully functional: “Does it work?!? Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick? I’m doing pornos too … Vivid, get at me!”

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  1. Didn’t read the article, just the headline, but……..big, fat, fucking duh!

  2. And wait……..”Can Jay Z fight off a trick?”……well, no……no he can’t. I’ve seen proof.

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