Hilary Duff And Her Trojan Man

We suspected this was fake, but now Defamer finds proof. You know what this means … Photoshop contest, Ashlee Simpson stizz!

Take the original and Photoshop something funny into Hilary’s bag. A dildo, an Arcade Fire CD, a Lindsay Lohan voodoo doll, whatever! Do your worst, and e-mail the jpeg to scott @ stereogum.com.

We’ll post the best ones here on Wednesday.