Congratulations To Megan Fox’s Eyebrows

There comes a time in every young woman’s life when she must decide which celebrity’s eyebrows she wants to have surgically sculpted onto her face. Whose will you choose, or whose have you chosen already? For many young women (and perhaps old women who chose the wrong celebrity when their time came as girls) the choice is clear: Megan Fox’s eyebrows are they eyebrows they want. PUT THEM ON ALL OF OUR FACES, PLEASE, WE DON’T CARE WHAT IT COSTS! From ONTD:

Just as Jennifer Aniston’s “The Rachel” was the most requested hairdo of the mid-1990s, in this boom time for cosmetic enhancements, “The Megan” is the must-have eyebrow of 2012.

Powder and pencil can only go so far. With the bushier look back in vogue — fuller arches are the signature style of everyone from Kim Kardashian to Kate Middleton — specialists such as Epstein have seen a 30 percent rise in the demand for eyebrow transplants.

“Over the last two years, it’s got really big,” adds Epstein, who performs between 12 and 15 eyebrow surgeries in New York and Miami every month. “A lot of women want [to copy] the Kardashians, but Megan Fox is far and away the favorite.”

(For those of you who are curious about what it costs, though, the answer is somewhere between $4,000 and $8,000. Which isn’t as bad as what I would have guessed, actually.) (Maybe we SHOULD get these eyebrows? Girls?) GIMME GIMME GIMME! My only dream for my generation is that we could all have perfect Megan Fox eyebrows with Jessica Alba bodies and tiny toes and fish lips and snake hair and each of us would have the brain of comedianne Whitney Cummings. What a beautiful world we could create. Congratulations, Megan Fox, on having the eye-brows most women want plucked from their head hair and implanted into their surgically altered top-face. Girl, you’re really doing it.