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The 25 Most Read Videogum Posts Of 2009

I will say this about Jeff Dunham: he is an awful, racist, misogynistic, homophobic anti-Semite. But I will also say this about Jeff Dunham: dude brings in the numbers! The Jeff Dunham show debuted to the highest ratings in Comedy Central history, yes, but a post talking about how he is the worst (FACT) was also the second most-viewed post on this entire website for all of 2009 (and earned us a mention in the New York Times! This blog is REALLLLLL!). Kahdooz to him, I’m sure. In any case, this is a great time to look back on some of the most popular stories of the year. Some of them might surprise you! Or maybe not. I suppose it depends on how easily surprised you get, really. Personally, I am most surprised by loud noises that I am not expecting, and so I found this list to be incredibly unsurprising, but that was due more to its complete lack of very loud, very unexpected noises than anything to do with its content. It’s content was almost entirely unexpected, but quiet. So.

25. The Very Best Pumpkin Head Halloween Dance Of All Time In The World
24. I Never Thought I’d Say This, But These Frat Boys Are My Heroes
23. NSFW: Right, Yes, A Twilight Dildo, Of Course
22. Paul Rudd And Seth Rogen Read From Harlequin Romance Novels
21. Don’t Tase The Naked Wizard, Mortal
20. The Live Kitten Feed Of Our Hopes And Dreams
19. The MTV Movie Awards: Just The Funny Parts
18. That’s Your Gathering: The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos
17. Gossip Girl Season 3: Good Thing Everyone Only Applied To Yale
16. The 2009 Emmy Awards
15. 5 Reasons The Arrested Development Movie Might Be Bad, No Offense
14. The Best Viral Videos Of 2009: A Retrospective
13. The 2009 MTV Video Music Awards
12. Videogum’s Teen Korner: Comic-Con 2009 (In Your Pants)
11. Never Back Down 2 The Streets
10. Nothing Can Prepare You For The Microsoft Songsmith Commercial
9. The “Really Dirty Joke” From Last Night’s How I Met Your Mother
8. Norm MacDonald’s Last Appearance On Late Night With Conan O’Brien Is An Instant Classic
7. Grown Man Ashamed To Have Figured Out Who Wins The Bachelor
6. Comic-Con 2009: Adults Wear The Darndest Things
5. The Videogum Pizza Party
4. Leighton Meester Sex Tape Gossip Girl Blast
3. “I Love You, Mr. Star Wars” And Other Famous Movie Quotes
2. The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World
1. The Twilight: New Moon Premiere: Fun Signs, Guys!

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