Saturday Night Life has already poked fun at Taylor Swift’s ability to convert the haters with those sick beats, and in last night’s Miley Cyrus-hosted season premiere, they took on the #squad phenomenon in a fake 28 Days Later-esque movie trailer starring Vanessa Bayer and Aidy Bryant as survivors in a post-apocalyptic wasteland where, by the end of the 1989 World Tour, everyone is ride or die. “First it was the models,” recalls horrified fellow survivor Kenan Thompson. “Then the athletes. Then it was everybody. Police, fire department…Matt LeBlanc.” Alfonso Cuarón fake-directs. Resistance is futile; surrender below.