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Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best Comments

Tonight I'm seeing Ratboys and Ducks Ltd., tomorrow I'm seeing Olivia Rodrigo and the Breeders, and Sunday I'm seeing Summer Walker and Bronchitis. 😷

THIS WEEK'S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 
ursaminorjim
Score: 27 | Apr 2nd

Grimes:

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#9 
ButtHashThaGod
Score: 27 | Apr 1st

Increasing Popstar energy from our guy Drake. This is so funny. His outfit is killing me

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#8 
lildipper
Score: 27 | Apr 1st

Oh Barbie when you talk like that you make my sons go mad

Posted in: Shakira On Barbie: "My Sons Absolutely Hated It. They Felt That It Was Emasculating"
#7 
Thee Devils DJ
Score: 27 | Apr 1st

Her kids 8 and 10 said that a movie was emasculating.. i think maybe shakiras hips DO lie sometimes, to make headlines

Posted in: Shakira On Barbie: "My Sons Absolutely Hated It. They Felt That It Was Emasculating"
#6 
ButtHashThaGod
Score: 28 | Apr 1st

Wyclef Jean voice, but with more disappointment :

Shakira, Shakira…

Posted in: Shakira On Barbie: "My Sons Absolutely Hated It. They Felt That It Was Emasculating"
#5 
samuraiswordfish
Score: 30 | Mar 30th

This makes sense. She sounds like she was probably a nightmare boss who deserves the lawsuit, but I also empathise with the sheer amount of shit she had to put up with even before that, and then comparatively had a far worse “cancellation” after she’d actually done something bad than a lot of people in similar positions because people were already looking for reasons to hate her and I imagine people who do not give a shit about the welfare of her backup dancers were enjoying the pile on just because it was a fat black lady who wasn’t ashamed of it, which seems to be threatening to a large amount of society. Nobody is innocent here (except the backup dancers), and nobody wins (except the trolls).

Posted in: Lizzo Announces "I Quit"
#4 
MoonBB
Score: 31 | Mar 30th

I don’t like her music and wouldn’t miss it myself, but I know there are a lot of people who would. It makes me really sad reading “I’m starting to feel like the world doesn’t want me in it” I know that feeling and wouldn’t wish it upon anyone. I hope she can find some peace. Maybe she can hook up with Andre 3000 and make some ambient flute music and zen out for a bit.

Posted in: Lizzo Announces "I Quit"
#3 
best fwends
Score: 33 | Apr 1st

I too am so fragile that a 2-hour toy and car commercial has deeply affected me.

Posted in: Shakira On Barbie: "My Sons Absolutely Hated It. They Felt That It Was Emasculating"
#2 
cschl
Score: 37 | Apr 1st

Feel bad for these boys, stuck in a world with no media that could teach them about male gender roles

Posted in: Shakira On Barbie: "My Sons Absolutely Hated It. They Felt That It Was Emasculating"
#1 
Jeff Bucc-lee
Score: 39 | Apr 1st

Yeah, men should be able to commit tax fraud just as much as women too!

Posted in: Shakira On Barbie: "My Sons Absolutely Hated It. They Felt That It Was Emasculating"

THIS WEEK'S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF'S CHOICE

Entreaty
Apr 3rd

"Totally out of context! I was doing a scene from my one man show 'What if Linkin Park had a Female Singer.'"

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