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Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best Comments

Does Sabrina Carpenter wear a wig onstage? Even Sabrina Carpenter doesn't know...

This guy is probably wearing a wig though...

And this lady too...

That's this week's wig update. Your best comments are below.

THIS WEEK'S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 
Tron Weasley
Score: 19 | Oct 15th

When your response is it was consensual and the 16 year old you were mentoring as a mid-30s adult was the one that pursued you, you've already lost. Fuck this Greig guy.

Posted in: Sum 41's Deryck Whibley Responds To Ex-Manager Denying Sexual Assault Allegation
#9 
jackunderscore
Score: 19 | Oct 15th

this is all well and good but the song is ultimately about fucking

Posted in: Rufus Wainwright Shares Statement About "Hallejulah" Being Played At Weird Trump Event
#8 
Steve Adderall
Score: 19 | Oct 14th

Actually, tickets for The Cure’s last concert had to be resold at face value. Resellers were not allowed to gouge

Posted in: The Cure's Robert Smith Explains Why Ticketmaster's Dynamic Pricing Is A "Scam"
#7 
Chris DeVille
Score: 20 | Oct 17th

I get why you're saying this, but I was hesitant to treat it as a suicide. It hasn't been ruled one. It seems just as likely that he was not thinking clearly and believed he could survive the fall.

Posted in: Liam Payne Jumped From Hotel Balcony, Buenos Aires Police Say
#6 
AirOx
Score: 20 | Oct 14th

Humble brag—completed the Chicago Marathon yesterday. And of course Sia was playing on the pump up playlist. Her anthems are inescapable for people to get hyped between “Titanium” or “Plastic Heart.” To my ears it’s all a bit much but people were getting pumped up to her music yesterday. “Cheap Thrills” I think had success because it was a surprising counter to her anthems, also it hit the right sweet spot for nostalgia for Sean Paul. It’s just a fine song, a little plodding. 5/10

Posted in: The Number Ones: Sia's "Cheap Thrills" (Feat. Sean Paul)
#5 
Chris DeVille
Score: 22 | Oct 11th

I took so many of them out...

Posted in: We've Got A File On You: Scott Stapp
#4 
boredgerm
Score: 23 | Oct 12th

It’s always the ones you most expect.

Posted in: Kanye West's Ex-Assistant Sues Him For Allegedly Drugging And Raping Her At Diddy Party
#3 
monsters
Score: 23 | Oct 11th

these types of interviews (artists that are not usually covered or loved here) are always fun reads. like, who knew scott stapp would be able dispense such great advice for younger artists' mental health?

Posted in: We've Got A File On You: Scott Stapp
#2 
howimfeelingnow
Score: 37 | Oct 16th

this is…painful. beyond what i can describe in this comment. not gonna act like i wasn’t a Directioner as a kid—not gonna act like Liam wasn’t my little boycrush as a queer kid learning to accept himself!—and this is bringing aaaallllllll of those feelings back.

rest in peace dude. you brought years of positivity to so many people. may your son and your family find peace; may everyone leave them the fuck alone as they grieve. 💜

Posted in: Former One Direction Member Liam Payne Dead At 31
#1 
Andre_The_Giant_Drunk
Score: 50 | Oct 13th

Protect Robert Smith at all costs.

Posted in: The Cure's Robert Smith Explains Why Ticketmaster's Dynamic Pricing Is A "Scam"

THIS WEEK'S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF'S CHOICE

d-brad
Oct 18th

The ultimate wife guy.

Posted in: Foreigner Drummer Won’t Attend Rock Hall Induction, Reportedly Because Wife Not Invited To Walk Red Carpet

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