Kevin Federline Shills For Pennies: The Movie

BWE went to that stupid Virgin Mobile penny thing … and Alex Blagg got in some Q&A with K-Fed! (I’m actually jealous, though I don’t know if I’d have the balls to insult Kev to his face.) Watch some of the press conference, followed by Alex’s questions.

Kevin’s as bad an orator as he is a rapper. (I guess Branson was supposed to do the talking?) Meanwhile, you can listen to a loop of a clip from his wife’s terrible new “Rebellion” by clicking on the “Love B” balloon at britneyspears.com. There’s a terrible new poem to go with it. And, as if that weren’t enough, a photo of Brit giving the finger, dedicated to “everyone who thinks they know me.” Some of her verse:

Enough of pain
Now I’m craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?

Who sleeps standing up? You so crazy Britney.