Chris Cornell And Michael Jackson Salute Michael Jackson

AP reports that at next week’s World Music Awards, Michael Jackson — for his first gig in England in almost a decade — will perform “Thriller.”

Only this time no make-up! (Rimshot.)

That video used to give us such fucking nightmares. Anyway, could this be the start of a King Of Pop comeback? We sorta hope so! Don’t go marrying K-Fed or anything, Jacko.

Oh, and Chris Cornell, WTF? He told MTV that his cover of “Billie Jean” has “to be heard to be believed.” If only he wasn’t right. Brace yourselves. (Thanks, Ryan!)

Chris Cornell – “Billie Jean” (Unplugged In Sweden) (MP3 Link Expired)

He was cooler when he looked like Jesus.