If you’re looking for someone to send some thoughts and prayers to this holiday season, may as well make it Snoop Dogg, who has been Babyshambling his way all over Southern Cal of late. He completed a recent trifecta of arrests for possession of drugs and/or weapons on Tuesday — when cops found him with coke, pot, and a gun — after a Jay Leno appearance. (This comes on the heels of a 11/2 airport arrest for carrying a collapsible baton and a 10/26 apprehenstion at, yes, an airport for, again, a gun and drugs.) And all of this had Page Six thinking: Hey, for all of these problems, why does that Snoop guy never actually go to jail? And to help answer, who better than Suge Knight?
Snoop is a rat. He’s a police informer. This is the only guy who never goes to jail no matter what. I don’t like rats.
And after reading some of Snoop’s recent Rolling Stone interview to Suge, where Dogg claims to have publically “dissed” and intimidated Knight, the Death Row founder said:
I don’t have to go around and convince people I’m tough. The only being I fear is God. Snoop has never been in a real fight. When there’s trouble, he runs to the police. He throws up and starts crying.
Puking and sobbing? Sounding more like a tabloid star each day! But if Suge is right about Snoop-a-loop being a rat fink, then Dogg’s casting as Huggy Bear was one of the best Hollywood in-jokes in years.