New Anya, Tristan & Greg – “Lindsay Goes To Rehab”

US Weekly broke the least surprising news in Hollywood: Lindsay’s going to rehab. Guess those “water bottle” nights finally caught up with her. And just hours after the news was announced, Anya Marina, Tristan Prettyman, and Greg emailed us with a song they wrote about, well, the title says it. Why so low, Lohan?

Anya, Tristan & Greg – “Lindsay Goes To Rehab” (MP3)

Or maybe we shouldn’t be making fun of Lindsay Lohan. She’s getting help after all. Judges? Oh good, it’s OK to make fun. Well then: Like mother, like daughter.


(Pic via ONTD)

Lyrics after the jump.

“Lindsay Goes To Rehab”

lindsay
you better check yourself
check yourself
before you wreck yourself

lindsay
you got to drink the coke
drink the coke
but don’t you snort the coke

why so
why so low?
why solo?
LOHAN!

lindsay
you got a watter bottle
that aint no water bottle
that be a vodka bottle

lindsay
wilmer’s no good for you
harry morton too
jared leto wont do

why so
why so low?
why solo?
LOHAN!

lindsay
you know we’re stoked for you
oh we’re so proud of you
we know you’ll make it through

why so
why so low?
why solo?
LOHAN!