So we’re all on the same page and in case you missed it, here’s the VMAs’ best moment:
Off-cam, of course! Heaven forbid we saw something marginally riveting during the live telecast. So, something we can agree to agree upon: the VMAs were an ineptly produced, unintentionally tragic reminder of the shit state of MTV’s tastes, direction, and values. When your ‘big show’ manages to make Britney and a Kid Rock/Tommy Lee scuffle essentially into the only watercooler-worthy events of the night, either you’re in a bad way, or you’ve just shown a repeat of a show from 2002.
But seeing as we wasted a night liveblogging the event and since we’re all about the dutiful follow-up reports, check Tommy’s explanation of the event which is valuable if only for its sad b-list namedropping, double-exclamation-point usage, supplemental note on Criss Angel (magician), and of course his clever nickname for Bob Ritchie.
Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(“I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!
Much Love always!!…..Tommy!!