New Apostle Of Hustle Video – “Cheap Like Sebastian”

Lead Apostle Andrew Whiteman makes his way through this charming clip, looking like an occasionally cha-cha-chá-ing Inigo Montoya, crooning National Anthem Of Nowhere standout “Cheap Like Sebastian” over the course of an aloofly escorted stroll through the most fucked up office you’ve ever seen. An Apostle Of Hustle, yes, but that last sequence makes him out more to be an Archer Of Loaf. Or of cars, at least. Don’t be surprised he’s got such charismatic whimsy on camera; he’s trained hard for this.

National Anthem Of Nowhere is out now on Arts & Crafts.