What Should Courtney Love Title Her Memoir?

As you might have heard, Courtney Love will put out a memoir via HarperCollins sometime in 2012. Man, I’m getting vicariously anxious just thinking about potential revisions; that editor has his work cut out for him. What should the title be? Holes is already taken. Related to that, I hope Shia LeBouf never dates Frances Bean Cobain because then jokes about Holes will get stale. I do not want that to happen.