"The world has ended?! Well… Well, at least I have my Sarantos Acting Studio videos to keep me company. All the best acting videos in the world, all the best acting videos I could nee-"
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"What? No… no!"
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"No! No it's not fair!"
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"It's not fair at all! Noooooooo!"
Things I didn't know: Katy Perry looks really good with blond hair, like she had in the monologue. Also, Kristen Wiig can look really pretty when she wants to.
I remember watching the last road that was on, Charlie Sheen's, and Patrice was last to go. It was very visible that at some point during the show, he realized where he was and what he was actually doing. He decides to wing it, and kills it, only because half of his set was shrugging and pointing out, "What the fuck is Mike Tyson doing here? No, really, what is he doing here?" It was too funny.
Trivia! "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" was originally performed by a Canadian band The Four Lads in 1953, NOT They Might Be Giants as I grew up thinking. My teachers LIED to me.
They're hardly the first cat agency. Who could forget Johnson, Cooper, and Fluffykins work for 9 Lives?
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Ahem, it's "Gabe and I had a chat about Dakota Fanning’s Marc Jacobs ad!", Kelly. I mean, what is this dreck!
(Just kidding Kelly, LOVE YOU BFF ROFLLOLBBQ!)
Supermodel girlfriend or no, I find Leo DiCaprio insufferable. He's just played the same character in every movie he's in. He plays the leading man with a secret until things get too tense and he just starts yelling. So there. You can have him, supermodel girlfriend. I don't want him.
I'd like to back up Wert on this. I get that there's always a character like that, but after a while it just gets annoying. It's like "We get it, you don't like Jerry. Ugh."
I like to keep reminding everyone that the League is a pretty good show. That said, I fell asleep through most of the episode. "Uh… oops." – Rick Perry
"And the winner is… Genital Mutilation!" Then the voice over lady will say, "This is Genital Mutilations first nomination and first award!" because we're interested in that shit.
:: One Week Later ::
"BOSS, I think I've got it!"
"What's that, blonde reporter? A big scoop that will really put our station on the map?!"
"NO, I'm going to blow the lid RIGHT OFF this poop and pee on the bank story! See, I did some tracking down, and after some lab reports-"
"You're fired."
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