50 Cent filed for bankruptcy just over a week ago, after a court ordered that he pay $5 million to Lastonia Levitson, the mother of Rick Ross’ child. Levitson sued 50 after the rapper posted a sex tape of her and another man online during his 2009 feud with Ross. 50 testified on the state of his finances, and Page Six reports that his flashy lifestyle is “all fake.” 50 basically explained that his boastful persona was all for show, citing that “the hip-hop culture is aspirational” and claiming he wears a Casio G-Shock watch and not a diamond-studded Rolex. He then made a sad admittance: “I’m not as cool as I was last week.” Read more here.